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It's the Jingliest, Jammiest time of year! We're about to shant the faces off the Jingle Jam and invite YOU🫵 to come and watch, sing along, and GIVE GENEROUSLY!
www.twitch.tv/yogscast
jinglejam.tiltify.com
@yogscast.com
#TheLongestJohns #JingleJam #Shanty #Charity #Yogscast
A simple thumbnail image for the video The Final Trawl, showing members of The Longest Johns and Kimber's Men arranged around a microphone, in front of a red curtain backdrop.
We managed to grab our dear friends Kimber's Men for a song while they were passing through Bristol, and here's what we did! Nothing fancy, just six voices and a mic. Enjoy ❤️
youtu.be/-h72GejbgJ8
#TheLongestJohns #KimbersMen #Shanty #Folk #Harmony
Our Patrons just got our episode on Teen Wolf celebrating its 40th Anniversary. Chris Chatham came on back to discuss this ridiculous film and we had a howling good time. #TeenWolf #Patreon #WolvesAreGoodAtBasketball
03.12.2025 22:45 — 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
A poster for the upcoming 'Ends of the Earth' tour from The Longest Johns. It shows Robbie, Andy, and JD arranged against a luscious verdant backdrop of tropical-looking foliage. Robbie is crouched down in a colourful shirt, holding a camera. Andy has a hat on and a dark blue shirt with a picture of feathers on it, and JD is wearing a swanky green suit whilst reclining in an armchair. Behind Robbie is what appears to be some kind of wooden cabinet, with an old timey wireless radio on top. There is also a lamp in the background. The tour dates are as follows: May 2026 Fri 08 - Dublin, Academy Sat 09 - Belfast, The Limelight 2 Mon 11 - Liverpool, O2 Academy Tue 12 - Lancaster, Kanteena Wed 13 - Glasgow, Old Fruit Market Fri 15 - Newcastle, Old Fruit Shop Sat 16 - Manchester, Academy 2 Sun 17 - Leeds, Irish Centre Tue 19 - Oxford, O2 Academy Wed 20 - Cardiff, Tramshed Fri 22 - Exeter, Phoenix Mon 25 - Southampton, the 1865 Tue 26 - Cambridge, Junction Wed 27 - London, O2 Shepherds Bush Empire Thu 28 - Nottingham, Rock City Sat 30 - Bristol, Beacon
Next year we go to THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!
Presale goes live TOMORROW 10am, code available through our mailing list (bio.site/TheLongestJo...) and Discord community
This is just the start of the news (international dats to follow) so keep your eyes here for more...
#TheLongestJohns #Tour #LiveMusic
The science satellite was designed and built entirely in Finland.
01.12.2025 10:50 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1
The view from the bunker.
Russia gets the land
Donald gets a bribe
Ukraine gets a lie
youtu.be/790T13r61mc
This week’s holiday song by @HomeFreeGuys.bsky.social is the classic “The Christmas Song” that will tug at your heartstrings.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=21QL...
A belated happy Thanksgiving and a current happy Black Friday! We released our episode on Ace Ventura When Nature Calls yesterday that features our buddies Benny Elledge & Renegade. We had so much fun! Listen to this episode while you finish your Christmas shopping. #AceVentura #BumblebeeTuna
28.11.2025 23:30 — 👍 6 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1
1/5 Do Belgium and the rest of the EU want even more Ukrainian blood on their hands?
If not, release Russia’s frozen assets now.
Repost this thread if you agree!
@deweverbart.bsky.social @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu @kajakallas.bsky.social @euroclear.bsky.social
The war will end when the Ukrainian army withdraws from Ukraine.
27.11.2025 14:30 — 👍 994 🔁 236 💬 30 📌 10
Thumbnail for the Paddy Lay Back - The Outtakes video, showing a collage of Robbie, Andy, and JD all expericing some kind of exciting misadventure. where each of them is in the process of falling off a mountain board.
As a little Wednesday bonus, we've put the enjoyable outtakes from filming Paddy Lay Back up on Youtube (and in LANDSCAPE!) for your convenience! Go check 'em out!
youtu.be/xFMM_UQVnLc
#TheLongestJohns #Outtakes #BehindTheScenes #Funny #Highlights
After almost four years of full-scale war, Russia still occupies none of the 23 regional-capital or special-status cities that Ukraine held at the start of the invasion.
0/23! A strategic failure that Putin would prefer you ignore.
Map: @thestudyofwar.bsky.social
As you might expect, there were one or two outtakes from filming Paddy Lay Back, so we compiled them into... THIS!
Then go check out the full thing:
youtu.be/vVhods7zeko
#TheLongestJohns #FolkMusic #Shanty
An image for the High Rollers live show, Haunted Tides & Terrible Tales, featuring special guests The Longest Johns. It includes the date 31st of October 2025, at St George's in Bristol. In the middle are drawings of the fantasy characters who will be played.
THIS FRIDAY, you can get:
Dungeons
and
Dragons
and
@highrollersdnd.bsky.social
and
The Longest Johns
ALL in one tidy package!
See you there?
#TheLongestJohns #HighRollers #DnD #Bristol #DungeonsAndDragons #Tabletop #TTRPG
What does it say about Russia and its war on Ukraine that Russia’s troop losses are 2–3 times higher than Ukraine’s, while Ukraine’s civilian deaths are 20–50 times higher than Russia’s?
26.10.2025 08:43 — 👍 182 🔁 56 💬 5 📌 1
One of the best videos I've seen in quite a while.
youtu.be/04s2jZazpb8?...
Donald Trump is telling his DOJ to prosecute people involved in defeating him in 2020. He will claim the 2025 California referendum was fraudulent. He is going to try to impose voter ID and ban mail-in and early voting for 2026.
I will do everything I can in the courtroom and in public to stop him.
One-third done! Huge thanks to everyone who has helped so far!
Let’s keep the momentum going and get the trucks delivered as Christmas gifts to the units in December!
Link to the fundraiser’s website👇
www.help99.co/patches/suom...
A picture of blue sky, stippled with particles of white cloud
A picture of a rather battered grey concrete and gravel patch of ground.
Sometimes it's just a matter of perspective...
Find out what we've been looking at on, ooh, say, Friday 7th of November over on Youtube?
#TheLongestJohns #FolkMusic #Shanty #HAUPBSFS
While the Ukrainian military lacks prestigious Western-supplied weapons and equipment, soldiers and commanders say the shortage of basic resources — from cars to drones and people — makes it extremely difficult to hold back the relentless Russian offensives.
26.10.2025 18:44 — 👍 221 🔁 70 💬 7 📌 0
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is one of our favorite comedic murder mysteries ever and it just turned 20! Our good buddy, Timmy St.Sauver, feels the same way and it was fun to chat about it with him. This episode is out now wherever you listen to podcasts! #KissKissBangBang #NewEpisode #Photoshop
23.10.2025 14:06 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
A screenshot of the form to sign up to the TLJ newsletter, mainly showing the word 'Subscribe' ringed in red with two big red arrows pointing to the 'Name' and 'Email' spaces
Did you know we have a newsletter? There's always new news on the horizon and if you want a convenient summary every month to help keep up, simply head to bio.site/TheLongestJo... and drop us your details!
#TheLongestJohns #FolkMusic #Shanty
A spectacular Moby Duck shirt depicting the most epic battle between underequipped mariners in small wooden boats, and a giant yellow floatie duck with vicious, barbed teeth, while raging seas swirl around them and lightning splits the sky. "The Longest Johns" is written across the top in a pretty metal font. The design is shown on four shirts of different colours - white, black, yellow, and blue.
A design for a Hammer and the Anvil shirt. It shows a blacksmith working at an anvil in front of a roaring fire, next to a curled-up dog sleeping at his side. Above him hangs a lantern with a crow leaning over, watching his work. The whole thing is rendered in a crosshatched style. The design is shown on four shirts of different colours - cream, yellow, orange, and white.
A picture of the Voyage album art mouse/playmat (dimensions 61x36cm). It shows the sky sailor standing at a lean over the edge of his ship, supporting himself from a rope, while looking out towards the flying island, his destination. In the background are stormy skies and another flying island. The whole scene is cast in sunset colours of pastel-toned orange and peach. Who wants fruit salad.
A compilation of the Trading Card Booster Pack contents, showing a selection of Tokens and Basic Lands that can be used with your tabletop card game of choice, so long as your choice is Magic: The Gathering. It contains tokens for Plant, Beast, Soldier, The Monarch, and Treasure. It also contains cards for Mountain, Island, Swamp, Plains, and Forest, perfect for all your mana needs.
While we've got some Pieces of Eight merch news coming early next month, perhaps you'd like a reminder of what else we have in the store? Like these cool Moby Duck or Hamvil shirts, or the stunning Voyage playmat and tokens...
shop.thelongestjohns.com
#TheLongestJohns #Merch #MtG #Tabletop
Donald Trump is doing everything he can to prolong Russia’s war on Ukraine.
He has refused new sanctions on Moscow and blocked new aid to Kyiv.
By avoiding pressure on the Kremlin, he is ensuring the war continues. This is deliberate
13.10.2025 20:57 — 👍 70 🔁 27 💬 5 📌 0
1/7 Finland has the most advanced total defense model in Europe.
It is not just for war. It helps in any crisis.
Government, businesses, civil society, and citizens all have roles.
Europe should treat this as a benchmark and start building toward it, not merely on paper
I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
11.10.2025 23:10 — 👍 21617 🔁 6504 💬 454 📌 372
