Lord Jeff, Thy Holy Concubine

I be forgetting that this app exists

Fresh cut and retwist… type dangerous 🤭

One of them days

“Big momma, your arm!”

caro nome, tuo sarà

I understand that’s you really aren’t that attracted to me, nor compatible; however, I refuse to beg or negotiate a sexual settlement to please one’s ego.

One of my friends told me that Giuseppe looked like ScoobyDoo, therefore, she shall call him Scooby😂😂

“Don't manipulate me. I don't know.

If you say that one more time, I'm going to choke the shit out of you that I see you. Thank you.

Well, I don't.

You don't what?

Well, I don't want to be choked.

Yes, you do. I don't think you have a choice in the matter.”

Hating is a popular activity that builds community rooted in misery, whilst secretly loving or admiring what you vocally hate.

I feel sorry for all of the people who bought a Tesla, entered into a financing agreement, just for Elon to show his ass. Now they are stuck with an easy target for hate crimes.

Throat hugs here

My thighs will betray me in jeans, but the true Judases are my calves.

Lab coat and ponytail type of day! Happy Thursday from one of your favourite scientists!

Elections have consequences

Look at science!!!

😂😂😂😂

Can’t trust them can’t trust them
You can’t find one you can’t find one 😂

Fresh cut, talk to me nicely.

I’m just a boy with a big brain.

Full coverage or not, let’s not fuck each others day and week.

My rule of engagement is, if you invite me to celebrate you, I will do my best to provide a gift regardless of my physical presence.

😘

I appreciate you tho

If you say so…

I happen to think I'm a card-carrying member of the lilbootiesmatter community

The ass you’re carrying…