affront to god 🪻🦭

Thank you!! :D

this intrigues me

definitely weren’t wondering we all knew you’d keep this going after any public opportunity

I’m absolutely gonna track someone down and beg them on my hands and knees to get me an autograph (she’s Sera (and also THE Patina Miller) and I’m Sarah)

I caution you heavily against believing him (or you can be like me and live delusional)

YAY MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!! (Get you to smile… hopefully)

wall of text written like a notes app apology for character limit but I’ve kept this since Broadway waiting for a good time, and it feels appropriate here :) but yeah, for all the reasons everyone has already listed and more, you’re awesome!!

tell him he’s a good boy from me pretty please (I hope you get to feeling better soon)

no literally, watch his ass be right back in the busy damn street tomorrow when I go in 😤

(The sunshade was all I had, original plan was to use it to corral him back to the water without carrying him, but he’s lazy and stubborn so when he just waltzed onto it, I was like… aight well guess I’m carrying your ass now)

—and manhandled him wrapped in it like a burrito back to the manmade lake he’s been calling home. He went back to the water once he was over there!! :D

There’s been a beaver hanging around my place of employment, and he seems to unfortunately be pretty desensitized to humans :( so there’s no a lot of natural, healthy fear. But he’d been in the parking lot around crazy traffic all day. So I went back after my shift, got him on the sunshade—

today I performed a beaver relocation with sheer stubborn will and a hazbin hotel sunshade

people will sometimes tell me I should be recording in my pocket and I pretend I forgot or messed up the recording HAHAHA

Bruh atp I just want to survive long enough to finish hazbin 🚬👌🫩

relatable I fear, turns out forgetting the ADHD meds makes me forgetful about forgetting the ADHD meds

jokes on you I already knew this bc I found the comment (I adore Maddie’s content)

YAYYYY it’s like a reward

guys I miss Billy the exterminator

easily I can make anything a reference it’s my special skill, amir is now entangled with the Mansion in my brain so basically anything HM is an amir reference

??? Like just???

you know what that means

BYE BYE MIR MIR 🫶🤙 we got a mouse to go see

I’ll come with you and we’ll say hi once leave go back to Disney

THANK YOU!! :D I’m really excited now, literally took senior photos on a train I GOTTA

I’m manifesting

inch resting,,, hm,,,

average day going to work ig

just got reminded I literally live in a town obsessed with trains and with a huge train track,, definitely have to commit now

we were so close to salvation and yet…