Goon Stoopid

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I am THE Goon Stoopid

and I'm here to make you MASTURBATE

so KEEP STROKING bros

I have a lot of fun things CUMMING

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So many of the male students who participated in the walk outs today went straight home to masturbate

Good boys

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Visual representation of me RAPING your BRAINS every single fucking day with MORE PORN

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The results are in...

YOU'RE ADDICTED TO PORN

Keep scrolling
Keep stroking
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All the names strangers call you

All the the times you've tried to quit

All the things you tell yourself

All trigger you now and you end up right back where you belong

Dong in hand, porn playing, lubed up, hitting poppers, getting worse

and YOU FUCKING LOVE IT

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Let PORN trigger you bros

Be it fat round dumper globes, big feet, swollen dongs, buttfucking, cum ropes, cringe faces, whatever weird kink or fetish gets you going

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This is what happens when you don't have a safe word

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YOU ARE YOUR PENIS. YOUR PENIS IS YOU.

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Today is a good day to
SHOOT OUT YOUR IQ

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If you squat down
on your tippy toes
BONER up
TARD face
getting high on your own PHALLIC pleasure

Then you're a fucking MONKEYBATOR

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Guys like this know exactly what they're doing. He wants you to masturbate to him. So give him what he wants.

DON'T THINK. JUST GOON.

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Remember when you thought you could quit? lol

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Some people find this obscene and offensive...

And that's exactly why all men should do it 😈

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Visual representation: ME owning YOU

The pathetic consumer, for 5 straight years. I've cranked your cravings, gaped your brain holes, and left you a drooling, disgusting ruined porn mess.

With no end in sight. You're welcome, loser.

KEEP PUMPING

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BOY HOLES
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BOY DONGS

all make you MASTURBATE

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Your pathetic little nub will never compare to true GODZILLE COCK so you might as well stay home, stay single and stay sexless and

KEEP WORSHIPING
KEEP SIMPING
KEEP STROKING

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GOON TO THE CUM GUZZLING WHORE

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Be a good boy and SUCK DAD'S TIT

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FUCK YES WHORE

I don't care who you are. I don't care how old you are. I don't care if you're straight or gay. I don't care if you're a man or woman. You're all porn.

Show me your BUTTHOLE

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Chyeah bro I know you got a fetish for big stompers

I got em nice and slick and oiled up for you

Fuck my feet like a pussy

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LET
GAY
PORN
FRY
YOUR
BRAIN

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The guys who end up keeping their bulk, looking BIG and BUFF and BULGING and BLOATED are the hottest fuckers on the planet

MUSCLE + FAT = PORN

Every time

And the BIG nose doesn't hurt either 😜

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Dad takes advantage when he gets the place to himself so he can spend a few hours masturbating his swollen greedy chest cocks

DADS LOVE GOONING THEIR DICK TITS

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