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copywriter, poet, & punmaker // poems in Foglifter, Nomadic Ground, and Rustbelt // I play a lot of World of Warcraft // πŸ‘¨πŸ»β€β€οΈβ€πŸ’‹β€πŸ‘¨πŸ» @jakeismaking.bsky.social

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Pouring balsamic vinegar over a hunk of French bread and chewing it like a caveman >>>>

07.12.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every site/app on the internet is doing a 2025 Wrapped now. No thank you! I am trying to forget!

06.12.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah

05.12.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

formal offer review scheduled for Tuesday but choosing to live as though it’s already signed

05.12.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck it I’m getting a Switch 2 as a new job treat

05.12.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

the sacroiliac belt stays ON during sex 😀

05.12.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This rules people.com/halle-berry-...

04.12.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 10830    πŸ” 1594    πŸ’¬ 142    πŸ“Œ 414

This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.

04.12.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6814    πŸ” 2987    πŸ’¬ 151    πŸ“Œ 316
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can’t decide if i think this beanie looks stupid or not

04.12.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

my 30s so far has just been nonstop discovery of bruises & scrapes on my body that manifest seemingly from nothing

04.12.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Skunk has something to say

03.12.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Caleb Hearon on AI: "They're in the process right now of manufacturing consent for this technology and when ... they offer you hundreds of thousands of dollars to do an ad deal for them, they are doing that because they need your help to manufacture consent for this."

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Mo Bounce is still my #1 all time played song from that summer of 2017 where I listened to nothing else

03.12.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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inside you there are two beasts:

02.12.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

now why did I think taking a nap at 8pm was gonna work out for me

02.12.2025 07:31 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

First thing I’m doing with a paycheck is buying new clothes bc I have not updated anything since 2019

02.12.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

maximizing our joint slay etc etc ✨

01.12.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

remind me to never blow up my career & financial stability during a republican presidency ever again

01.12.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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mood all damn week

01.12.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you & yes I def need to do something to celebrate the end of this hell!!

01.12.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg I’m gonna cry omg fuck

01.12.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I GOT THE OFFER!!!!!!!

01.12.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 180    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1

we are gonna be sooooooo gainfully employed soon it’s embarrassing for everyone else

01.12.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

refreshing my email every 5 minutes & unable to initiate any task until this is over πŸ₯°

01.12.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

personally I find the stubble/itch unbearable & want to try waxing as an alternative, or even laser hair removal on my shaft at least lmao

01.12.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this Derry show is egregiously boring but the latest episode really took the damn cake

01.12.2025 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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just spent the last 7 hours cleaning our apartment

01.12.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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