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Lenin said this I think

Sure, Amazon may be "convenient", but have you ever spent a rainy day perusing a quaint bookstore?

If it don’t sit right with my spirit, I’m not doing it…

Does everyone else feel slüttier on vacation, or is that just me?

They do all this and don’t even have enough staff to respond when you press the call button.

I haven’t watched the news since Nov 5th 10pm.

Women be cool as hell until y’all have a man in common. Now all their worst traits make it to the surface like girl please. Be calm

Black art is revolutionary because we live in a society that seeks to keep us so busy we can't reflect and produce art.

The gameplay is so fun! I wish they made a sequel. I think they made an updated version for ps5 and xbox one.

The energy the average teenager devotes to any given crush could power a small city for weeks

Does anyone else say what the fuck about a million more times a day now?

Been thinking about what things were like before I got diagnosed and treated for ADHD. Wild times.

Anyway, in totally unrelated news; does anyone want to buy a two-person inflatable kayak, as new never been used, complete with paddle and bouyancy aid?

Optimist: The cup is half full.

Pessimist: The cup is half empty.

Big Tech: We’ve emptied the cup but are excited to offer a subscription-based cup-filling experience that could eventually deliver up to 1/3 of the original cup content.

I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong

I was off Bluesky for two days and y’all are cutting tf up. What happened to unity?!?

Segregation?!?

This is so….💀💀💀

Identifying reliable sources is sooo important in education. I didn’t realize how many people don’t cite their sources until social media infographics took over.

Even if things look bleak in the moment, remember that the pressure breeds innovation. You may loosen your grip sometimes when you are tired, but never let go.

We’re literally in the same boat!

suspect has a fucked up sleep schedule

I cant stand tiktok follow suggestions!

“that sneaky link from 6 years ago, your ex and the nigga who stole from you are on tiktok!”

GTFOH

#blacksky

Persecuted by the right for going on a bender. They couldn’t handle him!

Spending hours with ChatGPT can save you minutes of reading the documentation.

think I forgot how to small talk again cos someone out there in the real world said "how are you" and gave me a mad quizzical look and a scoff when I said "surviving"

you're meant to just say "how are you" right back, arent you. you're meant to bat the "how are you" back and forth like vocal tennis

Just Dry, The Tweets Dry, The convos Dry, THEM !! DRY !! 😭😭

Uma Thurman by David LaChapelle • 2011