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paul mescal and ayo edebri kekeke’ing

pizza shop boy complimented my red gazelles today, then the market checkout teen pointed to my linen overshirt and said yellow was my color. im absolutely killing it with the gen z’s

please help why are they all $600

image of trump standing and ignoring a guy passing out next to him in the oval office. over trump there’s text that says “my cats” and over the group standing around the guy having a medical emergency there’s text that says “new chew marks on our plants”

if your job is draining your joy, i would recommend reading a cowboy romance. doesn’t fix the job but it DOES fix thinking about if outside office hours

with the support of a loving partner i have made sooooo much progress with my self criticism. instead of having to be perfect the first time i do something, i now only have to be perfect the second time 😇

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

recommend: leave the house w the love of your life at 3pm. get waylaid by your neighbors to gossip. try out a new coffee shop. eat tacos on the patio. browse every aisle of the discount home goods store. leave w two puzzles & a fucked up candle. see 2 cats in a stroller at the bevmo. then kiss a lot

physical spiritual and emotional needs being met by having a keke with one of your oldest friends, italian food, and agreeing your third friend need to get a divorce

never thought an IG copypasta would cure me but i’m genuinely fixing my body dysmorphia by going ohhh nooo… my lobster’s too buttery my steak’s too juicy…

the idea of doing shots is so funny. like yes…. we have to get drunker… but at the exact same time 💞

and you should say it!!!!!

learning exactly who is canadian on instagram tonight

and now i’ve brought it to a new platform. welcome

crashing out on close friends can be so special….. lots of people validating my feelings…. and i knew they would. that’s loyalty

i thought we were best friends but she wants me dead in a ditch obviously

crazy unhinged of my sister to tell me today that her and her boyfriend of 5 months got married a month ago

88° in October the week of halloween 🫩

extremely sorry to say i fell asleep at the top of the 18th. i’m not even kidding. woke up and it was over lmao

miraculously coming to the 15th inning fresh

i started my writing group at 7pm and was like “wow im sad i’ll miss the game” and everyone just left and i was like wait a second…. it’s still going

demi moore in the substance fucked up and looking into the mirror (idk i didnt see it)

learning this fall season that every soup is in real danger of me over seasoning it

Thank you so much!! 🙏🏼

it was a drag show at a local night club, you can go right now for the cost of admission and support queens!

i’ve been looking for recs on services to do this! did you like them?

my biggest mistake when getting online as a teenager is using my full legal name in every handle lmaoooooooo

y’all mind if mama serves a lil?

you ever try to reduce your SEO

i listened to it yesterday because of this post and haven’t stopped! it’s so good

clowning for the crown just ain’t the same without my emotional support reply guys