jotaro's prostate inspector 🔞

its literally like you read my mind every time its scary

edited and added the silly epilogue, 3300 words

all of my fics are oneshots and I genuinely could not make them shorter if I tried. I don’t know what else to do but like sorry to everyone who has to read all that ig

*knows exactly the kind of people who are my mutuals* anyone else get extremely insecure about how long winded they are all the fucking time and having no off switch for it

size difference but the tall one is treated like a person and not a hypermasculinized and aggressive fetish object that can never be hurt, and is cared for and treated w tenderness.

size difference but you weirdoes are normal about tall people. esp tall women and fem presenting people.

docs.google.com/document/d/1... too shuy to post this to tumblr yet but second part of my offerings for robin’s birthday. ~3k words, unbeta’d, unedited, vanilla asf. transsexual sex ftw

its so frustrating because it does really just feel like people want a reason to self-flagellate instead of just realizing that you can just have a different headcanon and its fine. and im so sorry you constantly have to deal with that because it's really obnoxious on their part

so called size difference fans when a real micro/macrophile walks into the room

fictional pussy so good it reminds me how fucking insecure i can be when im feeling vulnerable. i feel like im exposing my entire hole to everyone even though nobody actually gives af

it's so bad dude. the words keep falling out of my head and going everywhere. bro who the FUCK is gonna read all that be so for real

all of my f/os turn me into an asexual gooner

its amazing how many of my sexual fantasies involve getting crushed like a little bug. and yet i still dont like feet at all. a shame.

u know the feeling of when everyone is so tired of you talking about the same thing but it just keeps coming out of your mouth anyways

not usually or if i did it was rare. but these last few months have been absolute hell lmao

LET ME OUTTTTT LET ME OUTTTTTT

truly have had zero libido my entire life which makes it so unbearable when the switch gets flipped on because. it doesnt go back off. it doesnt turn off. please help me

(pretending that i dont think its cool) we need to key his stupid ass dumb fuck submarine

it was over a canon ship so its like fine I can talk about how much I want to kill a fictional character. law if you're reading this im fucking coming for your stupid ass i dont care how overpowered you think your stupid ass is youre DEAD

had my first bout of jealousy ever over a fictional character and i did NOTTTTT LIKE THAT

sorry i blacked out

dude

het =/= heteronormative 🥰 we love hetpeak

i love my selfshipping friends and mutuals but fuck everyone else

i love selfshipping so much but i think i hate selfshippers

*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*

sex irl vs imaginary sex (erotica used as a concept of devotion, connection and vulnerability)

you should write all the porn of him it would blow my dick clean off

that sounds even scarier thats WAY too direct