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Theorem: Fuckery is Isomorphic to the Complex Field We formalize the linguistic implications of common exclamatory phrases involving "fuck" to demonstrate that the algebraic structure of fuckery mirrors that of the complex numbers C. Definitions and Axioms Let F denote the set of all fucks, equipped with operations of addition (+) and multiplication (5) that satisfy the field axioms (commutativity, associativity, distributivity, identities, and inverses). A fuck is an abstract element fe F, representing a unit of exasperation or surprise. The phrases under consideration are interpreted as existential quantifiers over subsets of F. Implications from Phrases 1. "What the entire fuck" This phrase presupposes the existence of an "entire" fuck, implying that fucks can be whole or integral. Thus, F contains integer-like elements (e.g., ZCF). Implication: The existence of fractional fucks, i.e., rational subdivisions such as if orf. This extends to include the rationals: QC F. 2. "What the absolute fuck" The "absolute" modifier invokes the absolute value (If)), which is meaningful only if fucks can be positive or negative (e.g., +f for constructive fuckery, -f for destructive). Implication: F admits signed elements and ordering, embedding the reals: RC F. The absolute value satisfies |f| ≥ 0 for all f∈ F, with equality iff f = 0 (the null fuck). 3. "What the actual fuck" "Actual" contrasts with "imaginary," suggesting that fucks extend beyond the real line. An imaginary fuck could be (if) where i = -1, representing perplexing or non-intuitive scenarios. Implication: The existence of imaginary fucks, allowing for complex combinations like a + bi where a, b ∈ R. Thus, F incorporates the imaginary unit (i), yielding C CF. <there's more. But I was char limited> Conclusion By the fundamental theorem of fuckery (a corollary of the above), fuckery is isomorphic to the complex field: FC. This explains why fuckery can be so goddamn complicated-it's got real and imaginary parts!

Theorem: Fuckery is Isomorphic to the Complex Field
We formalize the linguistic implications of common exclamatory phrases involving "fuck" to demonstrate that the algebraic structure of fuckery mirrors that of the complex numbers C.

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Australia has so much solar that it's offering everyone free electricity Australia's extensive solar power penetration makes so much energy that the government wants to offer free electricity at peak hours.

Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative

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Two black and one brown puppies sitting on a floor mat.

Made some new friends on the Big Island.

White Koi fish on the surface, gulping air. With other orange and orange/back koi surrounding it.

Buddha statue behind white and purple flowers in white pots.

More photos from the temple

Byodo-In Temple on O'ahu. With the koi pond in the foreground and the Ko'olau mountains in the background.

One of my favorite places.

It's lovely.

Your opinion on any matter is influenced by the narratives you subscribe to.

Why Is Trump Autocracy Rising? These Dems Have an Unnerving Answer. A new Biden administration autopsy, based on internal assessments from many government insiders, has crystal clear lessons for the future.

Interesting stuff here:

Blue States: It Is Time For Soft Secession Democratic run State and County Govts contribute 71% of the United States economy, and it's past time they flexed their muscle to protect our humanity

It is the moral, ethical, and yes legally right for Democratic States and Cities to engage in Soft Secession by withholding federal taxes. This would not violate the Supremacy Clause, has immense precedent in US history, & the time to act is NOW.
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Looking up a coconut tree with a sign that reads “Caution beware of falling coconuts and fronds”

Beware the ever present threat.

Green sea turtle on the black sand

Green sea turtle on the black sand

A Honu sunning themselves on the beach.

My hope for the White House ballroom construction is that the heavy equipment and jackhammers start at exactly 7 am every day, including weekends, until the end of his presidency.

My hope for the White House ballroom construction is that the heavy equipment and jackhammers start at exactly 7 am every day, including weekends, until the end of his presidency.

Sign at Uncle’s Awa Club

Chilling here in Kalapana

A madagascar gecko, green, with red spots, giving me side eye from the post on this lanai.

I'm being judged.

sign in a food establishment says "We match Energy. So you decide how we act today."

We match Energy. So you decide how we act today.

“All right," said Susan. "I'm not stupid. You're saying humans need... fantasies to make life bearable." REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE. "Tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Little—" YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES. "So we can believe the big ones?" YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING. "They're not the same at all!" YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET—Death waved a hand. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED. "Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what's the point—" MY POINT EXACTLY.” ― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Ellie Wiesel

#Pinks #ProudBlue

To those going to #NoKings protest on Saturday, please be safe.

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Only mentioning the holy trinity of Powerpuff Girls is Bunny erasure. #Shun

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You seem moistened.

My wheaten terrier, Willa, and my formerly feral black cat, Sparkle, co-sleeping on my bed.

Huge success!

They are practically snuggling.

The surveillance empire that tracked world leaders, a Vatican enemy, and maybe you Inside the hidden world of First Wap, whose untraceable tech has targeted politicians, journalists, celebrities, and activists around the globe.

Wow.

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The most fundamental political debate of our time: You are integrated into and have responsibility for our complex, imperfect society vs. Nuh-uh.

Image from Mystery Science Theater 3000 reads "[Crow] When visiting Bakersfield, California, reconsider." Image of desert with the Crow and Joel in the seats in front of the screen.

Friendly reminder that there is no legal way to fight fascism.

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