Another one:
2. Bad ex-boyfriend
Mayhem calls off
When ex-girlfriend
Shoots his balls off.
Anyhow, if you're driving to grandma's this week, give it a try. Harmless family fun..
25.11.2024 23:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
To break up November nada of Interstate 57, I found myself doing fresh quatrains for guns.save.life.com -- the guys who post those Burma-Shave-type pro NRA doggerels along the roadsides.
For starters:
1. Wayward pupils
Act more sweet
When they know teacher's
Packing heat.
25.11.2024 23:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
bring on the next Family Values icon ...
21.11.2024 22:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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