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literally I'll turn on da tv after giving up on tryna sleep and immediately start yawning

aint that the truth

well ain't that just swellsauce

it was the brat of times it was the wurst of times

Anthony Fantano, brat, forever

you just know he huffin poppers to the beat

everyone is listening to brat except for gorlock who is homophobic

i am kinda brat

I don't wanna be sassy, I want to kill God

weed cat pokemon

the sky has shattered

you can call me pollyanna say im crazy as a loon, i believe in second chances and that's why i believe in you!

bsky.app/profile/twee...

mtg should do a d&d set that isn't as underpowered as homelands

cannayup

ikr im actually struggling this time!!!

i fantasize about Chansey and Blissey taking care of me and making me softboiled eggs

my sobble was a perma sobble lol

I got Blaziken for that generation cuz torchic! tho nowadays I'd just leave them unevolved lmao.

blaziken is my favorite because torchic is adorable and blaziken looks like a member of ABBA

yeah i was gonna write a post about how calling the games slop is valid but that the vast majority of ppl are not lobbing that criticism towards the artists!

Weed cat isn't 😔

I'm trying it out

✨positivity✨

Yes it is I, the Cuntessa of this land

of them* lol

search "Pokemon don't really look like Pokemon anymore."

also i double checked and it's half the crossed out

lemme unblock and give u a keyword, its not like that egregious im just dramatic.

Arboliva, a olive branch pokemon with closed eyes and 3 olives on each arm. has a bark like dress

like this one

yeah my brain just pays attention to the pokémon i like lol

or, expecting rather. lmao