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Recovered attorney, former animal rescue volunteer, and stay-at-home parent to two dogs and three cats. My favorite word starts with “m,”ends with “r,” and can be found on just about every page of Miles Davis’s autobiography. Long live the Oxford comma.

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@jaketapper.bsky.social where are you?

28.10.2025 16:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Watching the Jack Palance version of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde (dated, but not bad) and struck by the resemblance between Jack Palance and Liam Neeson.

28.10.2025 01:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

An MRI is a standard part of a full neurological cognitive assessment (been there, done that, remembered all the words). So that’s my guess.

28.10.2025 00:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lemme guess - he’s going as Brenda from HR, because she scares him more than anything

27.10.2025 22:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He seems to think that’s what op-ed means and is trying to show off that knowledge. Guess they didn’t have a page opposite to the editorial page on his high school paper.

26.10.2025 15:47 — 👍 55    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

No, just people that think he is incurious and insensitive, plus a little lacking in the whole open and honest thing.

25.10.2025 16:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

But it looked so cool!*

*for readers lacking any sarcasm radar, this is sarcasm

25.10.2025 16:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I want a mariachi band to do this. Or one person with a bagpipe.

24.10.2025 22:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dunno, these days I feel as if I am living in a cabin in the woods. Except this time it’s the evil living that are trying to kill me.

24.10.2025 19:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would like to say this is unbelievable, but of course it’s believable- I am ashamed for our country

24.10.2025 19:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We in Vermont are trying our damndest to do some shit that will cause other countries to reconsider their relationship with Alabama.

24.10.2025 19:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@whitehouse-47.bsky.social Word on the street is that as part of Trump’s plan to turn the White House into his own private Versailles the next step is to create a fake peasant village where Melania Antoinette will dress up as a milkmaid and he will exercise droit de seigneur on the American people

24.10.2025 17:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am happy to see I wasn’t the only person appalled by this choice

10.10.2025 19:50 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait, what??

10.10.2025 18:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Nobel Peace Prize goes to a conservative politician who wants regime change and backs Trump’s extrajudicial killings of alleged drug smugglers, and he’s still pissed he didn’t get it. #nobelpeaceprize

10.10.2025 16:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Secretary of State Marco Rubio has been a public advocate for Machado and joined other U.S. lawmakers last year, when he was a senator, to support her nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize.”

Uh-oh, Marco, Trump Daddy (Trump Diddy?) is going to be so mad at you . . .

10.10.2025 12:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They are very resourceful, you have to give them that

09.10.2025 21:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Suspend Habeus Corpus? That hardworking Roman prison guard? He didn't do anything wrong except for that time he released Biggus Dickus instead of Brian.

08.10.2025 21:59 — 👍 23    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

I got 19/25 and have spent less than 48 hours total in New York

07.10.2025 21:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This 👇

07.10.2025 20:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To be fair, that guy in the chicken suit is kind of scary. And the Cha-Cha Slide flash mob? Mon Dieu!

06.10.2025 19:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#ProudBlue #ResistanceUnited #Pinks
If you are all bent out of shape about Bad Bunny doing the Super Bowl Halftime Show, but Alligator Alcatraz doesn’t bother you, you are part of the problem! You are a fascist! 🖕

06.10.2025 14:57 — 👍 203    🔁 82    💬 7    📌 2

If the Nobel Peace Prize committee offered Drumpf the prize on the condition he and all his minions resign, do you think he’d take it? Or maybe if they just require him to fire and ostracize Stephen Miller?

06.10.2025 13:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Try reading the article before commenting

05.10.2025 19:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A plate with an opened-faced sandwich made with lettuce, tomato, seitan "bacon" and aquafaba mayonnaise

A plate with an opened-faced sandwich made with lettuce, tomato, seitan "bacon" and aquafaba mayonnaise

When you have a plethora of tomatoes, and a craving for a cruelty-free BLT. #HailSeitan #PraiseSeitan #VermontVegan #FatVegan #WhatVegansEat

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05.10.2025 18:28 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How is it that I lived 64 years without knowing that Spencer Tracy, Lana Turner and Ingrid Bergman starred in a version of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? A truly terrible version, I might add. Thank you, TCM, for broadening my horizons.

04.10.2025 23:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I assume postage stamps will be next.

04.10.2025 22:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t cry for me, next-door neighbors

02.10.2025 20:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Rest in power, Jane

01.10.2025 18:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if i were a would-be dictator whose only civilian check on power had been consumed by total-complete partisan loyalty, something i would definitely do is call an unprecedented in-person meeting of the only people who could stop me and then proceed to illustrate why they should stop me

30.09.2025 13:52 — 👍 3821    🔁 728    💬 71    📌 56

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