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Just ate a deep fried oatmeal cream pie in the shadow of the World’s Largest Pocketknife.

God bless America.

Knuckle sandwich. 👊👊👊

But did they also make the keys smaller and lower finger resistance for my dainty lady hands? If not, it is worthless.

my first cucumber and 5 little tomatoes picked from the garden

*not my image but a picture of a stardew valley farm with crops planted

my two favorite things:

Harvesting crops in real life 🥒

Harvesting crops in games 🎮

If you voted for candidates that wanted to defund public schools, you don’t get to complain about school supply lists.

Okay witchy people, if I say the phrase “getting up the stairs”, what do you think I mean by that?

Christian Nationalism

Waited like 5 years for the second Old Guard movie and it was basically only half a movie, and a poorly developed one at that. What a disappointment.

a man in a superman costume is making a gesture with his finger ALT: a man in a superman costume is making a gesture with his finger

If you’re angry that Superman is an immigrant in the new movie, I assume you’ve never watched or read a Superman comic before, otherwise you’d know Superman is literally an alien from another planet, making him the ultimate immigrant.

*shocked Pikachu gif*

Whatchu know about those apprentice tattoos?

I’m like a human fridge covered in artwork. This is “Baby’s First Moth” and I love it.

I have EDS so my skin is hyper extensible and kind of weird to tattoo so this was an important learning experience for a newbie tattoo artist.

Photo dump of out of context moments from the last week.

Show me 4 games that made you a gamer in your childhood.

Y’all, I know my dad is physically still here and I see him all the time, but I really miss my dad, as in who he was before Alzheimer’s really started to take hold.

Make no mistake:

Alligator Alcatraz IS a concentration camp, and they absolutely ARE planning genocide and ‘ethnic cleansing.’

As a white person, i don’t know what I can do to help, but if all I have is my voice, I will make sure it’s heard.

People my age are announcing the births of their GRANDBABIES.

How is it possible to look dry and soggy at the same time?

Running low on vases for all of my zinnias? Not a problem, thanks to the Joella's Hot Chicken jars I’ve had in my cabinet for like 8 years.

These candy stripe zinnias are probably my favorite thing in my garden.

I said what I said and I stand by it, friend.

I just want to say that all of my friends are getting hotter as they get older.

In the last four days, I have harvested 20 cucumbers. I fear that I may be in over my head.

On the bright side, I also have zinnias.

Fucking THIS.

So I just want to leave this here…

Spent today NOT looking at the news, and it was such a peaceful day.

Forgot what it was like to be oblivious to the daily buffoonery in America.

Multicolored pink, white and yellow zinnia blooms in a vase.

Magenta and white ‘candy cane’ striped Zinnia flower surrounded by green leaves.

In other garden related news, the first of my zinnias bloomed today.

Today was a good day.

Seven cucumbers in various sizes, next to a hand for size comparison.

YOU GUYS. I grew these!

I cannot fully articulate how excited I am that I grew produce for my family.

Good news. My doctor says my depression and anxiety scores are pretty much zero and my sadness is just normal sadness. 🤣🤣🤣

Here’s a picture of my first zinnia bloom to celebrate.

The ‘bad days’ are starting to happen far more often for my dad. Last week, he couldn’t understand that his shoes were on the wrong feet or how to fix them. Today, he struggled to figure out how to eat a sandwich.

Fuck Alzheimer’s.

The heat is killing my plants. 😫😫😫