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not only am i a skilled online moron i am also skilled at replacing car tires

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Me at 18: I want to direct films so earthshakingly good they’re still talked about fifty years after I’m dead

Me at 40: I just want to get my shit together enough to have a dog

😂😂😂😂This is so funny

the good part about hanging out with my sister for three days will be hanging out with my sister for three days. the bad part will be not playing zelda

GM GM... Digital Abstract Art at the Top Notch 🟩⬜🟧

Huge buildings, power lines and the sky.

Tempted for the first time ever to pay for Twitter Blue just so I can post a two-hour loop of Elon Musk getting booed at the Dave Chapelle show...

Give @neilhimself.bsky.social unlimited invite codes. The best people are here because of him.

That feeling when you see a typo in one of your skeets, but it's already getting likes so it's too late to delete it and post it again...

Disney Pulls Plug on $1 Billion Development in Florida A new office complex, and relocation of a division from California, would have created more than 2,000 jobs but was scuttled as the company and Gov. Ron DeSantis continue to feud.

Disney is pulling the plug on a nearly $1 billion development planned for Orlando, the company said, as it feuds with Gov. Ron DeSantis.

driving out to Louisville tonight. I could do an hour of an audiobook or I could listen to the same song fifteen times in a row. unfortunately i know which one i will likely choose

Instead of being annoyed by people who have just come out and see everything as being about their new identity I am trying to be like "aww" in the same way that I would about a baby chick

Look for the union label!

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/4007427-la-strip-club-becomes-only-in-the-us-to-unionize/

I’m taking my cat on a walk rn.

the year is 2088. everybody is hot and smart. I try to start a dystopia and everybody is like "no thanks." my robot dog offers to pretend it's a dystopia, but it's just not the same.

if my current understanding of republican logic is correct we will soon be hearing how desantis's politically motivated attacks on disney are completely justified but a business deciding not to invest money is grounds for a criminal investigation

Hi Matt! We like Alf and butts and shitposting here. We’re also a dangerous cult.

Called it, tbh (it was obvious)

Hi! We appreciate everyone's enthusiasm in sending invitations, but our current policy is that we cannot accommodate heads of state to join us in our beta yet. This applies to recent/prominent heads of state as well.

We appreciate notice before you invite prominent figures at support@bsky.app.

I have to confess I needed this lesson I might have skeet deleted some Sonic hog last night

THANK U FOR UR SERVICE

um hello i have important hellthread newsif you have hellthread notifications on and you open a separate notification tab, but turn hellthread notifications off, you can keep refreshing your initial hellthread-laden notifications page and it'll keep working.

Hmm. A couple people on Mastodon just emphatically warned me away from trying Bluesky, which suggests that at least one of these places is probably a dangerous cult, though we can’t tell which. (I have my suspicions, though.)

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