Formerly Captain Chaos, over in hell

Please don't put in the paper I got mad.

Eric Adams didn't even vote for Eric Adams.

Wanna see a dead body?

TURN IT UPPPP

Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

Source: Dick Cheney to be buried in an undisclosed location.

Your average Subway 6-inch has an effective range of about 15 feet, making it best for CQC or a sidearm (side-sub?). For increased range and stopping power, you're going to want something baguette-based, like a Croque Monsieur.

FAM

Prime about to become dry aged

I'M A MAN, I'M 58

I can't keep up, is she seeing Vance, Matt Shaw, or is there some throuple we don't know about yet?

*les grobstein voice* down, down, down... dodgers goin' down

This is a real: Pope Leo XIV was gifted a Buffalo Bills jersey.

The Diocese of Buffalo said Bishop Fisher met with the Pope on Monday to discuss the ongoing bankruptcy filing, among other issues.

Pope Leo was said to have "expressed his gratitude for this symbol of hometown pride." #billsmafia

Special correspondent report on @danbernstein.bsky.social Unfiltered tomorrow? Just assuming?

Mike Johnson describes Trump’s mental decline and unhinged behavior.

Head of the Assyrian Church, also from Chicago, trolling the head of the Catholic Church, was not on the 2025 bingo card

Chicagoans know, that man is going straight to hell.

If she's this far in over her head with The Media, I can't even imagine her actual laywer work.

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Brewers are gonna regret holding up an L with a team photo unles they somehow can win 4 of the next 5.

Sorry for breaking protocol, but this is absolutely hilarious.

If Hub's past actions are any indicator, Twitter's going to win the World Series in two years.

Surely a dude with #MUBB in his bio has never made a drive down to Rosemont or Wintrust arena and gone to a game.

cockbuster movie event page

on the one hand, south carolina no longer calls the homecoming week pep rally cockfest

on they other, they have quite a name for movie showings in the on-campus theater

Perhaps they can get “up with people” or the liberty university marching asshats

It would really suck if someone flooded this website.

www.americanhalftimeshow.com

Here’s the CBS News report about ICE making bogus 911 calls and filing false police reports in Chicago.

ht: @mikenellis.bsky.social

Chicago isn't the war zone they claim it is, so let's just make it look like one.

Hell, they tried to create content downtown and it turned into them getting clowned by a guy on a bicycle.

CONGRATULATIONS MAYOR DALEY