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The year is 2047. A 55-year-old Austin Hedges has signed a one year, $4 million contract with the Cleveland Guardians. (via twitter/castrovince) Austin Hedges re-signs with Guardians: $4M plus 500K incentives (via twitter/JonHeyman)

#ForTheLand #GuardsBall

Hedgey Vibes™ have been proven to guarantee a postseason appearance.

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I love that Brad is confused by a tin cup giveaway item 🤣

Same! I generally forgot he existed over the course of the season, but whatever media thing he's doing now has apparently kept him on TV 😒

I turned my TV to FanDuel and immediately saw a commercial for something Jensen Lewis is involved with. Jumpscare.

#Cavs are starting Donovan Mitchell, Sam Merrill, De'Andre Hunter, Evan Mobley and Jarrett Allen tonight against the Pistons.

The lineup that I would expect to be the starting group on opening night is getting its first run together.

As long as we have Carl and Sandy, we'll be okay 🤞

Final game of the preseason, let’s go 🔥

The New York Mets are hiring Kai Correa as their bench coach, sources confirm to ESPN. Correa, bench coach and interim manager in San Francisco and an integral part of Cleveland’s coaching staff since 2024, will be Carlos Mendoza’s right-hand man. On the news: @ragazzoreport. (via twitter/JeffPassan)

First domino to fall from the coaching staff.

#ForTheLand #GuardsBall

Got out of an informal meeting this morning only to find that I've been voluntold to attend a meeting later this week with corporate higher ups.

Meetings should be abolished.

In postseason history, teams taking a 2-0 lead in any best-of-seven series have gone on to take that series 78 of 93 times (83.9%)

In series with the current 2-3-2 format, teams winning both Games 1 and 2 on the road have prevailed in the series 24 of 27 times (88.9%)

I have absolutely no emotional attachment to any of the players for either team in the NLCS 😴

JOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It wouldn't be a true Josh Naylor season if he wasn't playing through a host of injuries.

No way! I never watch their games so I don't know their ground rules, but that seems like it should be a space that's out of play since it's beyond the surrounding pads. Crazy.

I think they were trying to say that the top step was in the field of play, and since Eugenio was sitting there the ball hitting him would still be in play. The top step is beyond the surrounding pads, so I don't see how it could ever be classified as an in play space regardless of it hitting him.

That was the dumbest challenge.

In my brain, George Springer is younger than 36.

Springer and Polanco's ages should be flipped.

Known speed demon Josh Naylor.

Sandy Alomar Sr., father of two Cleveland baseball legends, dies at 81 Sandy Alomar Sr. built a 50-year career in professional baseball as a speedy and versatile infielder, coach and manager.

A speedy and versatile infielder, Alomar played in the major leagues from 1964 to 1978. But his greatest contribution to baseball, and particularly to baseball in Cleveland, might be the development of his two highly successful sons.

Same, but I'm at the point where I want physical media again. Whoever decided that all media should be digital instead of physical is a fucking idiot.

Are newer movies basically all digital and/or Blu-ray now?

I hate Walmart but I had a feeling that would be an answer.

I haven't been to The Exchange since college, but I think there is one close-ish to my work. From what I remember it's all older/used ones right? Not necessarily newer movies?

Does any store other than Amazon still sell DVDs? And are DVDs still a thing, or is everything Blu-ray? Asking for someone 🙋‍♀️ who only has a really, really old DVD player.

In my brain, Jorge Polanco is so much older than 32.

Now that I'm watching baseball again, I'm happy to see that the ALCS is between the two teams I was hoping to see.

Leo: Instead of fixating on your own flaws, turn that magnifying glass onto other people. Use sunlight to incinerate them like the disgusting insects they are.

Seeing Okoro in a different jersey makes me sad.