Blizzard

I believe you :)

Dehydration hitting I can tell because I have piss smell arr eye pee

Spleef Derived

They're playing Owl City Christmas Music at work and it's scaring the hoes (me)

Send help I am afraid of him

BattleChess

Fuck yeah :)

Based, and even more based if there's an intention of locking it to chastity.

🚨 MEGA CUTE MOO ALERT 🚨

THAT'S WHAT I SAID

[perpetually falling for the bait]

I will help you build a stick house anyday.

Yay shark buddies and comfy onesies!!!

Iunno, I like it quite a bit personally :3

Goalie interference has to be my least favorite penalty because it's super subjective and every ref seemingly has their own belief system for what constitutes a whistle. As an SJS fan of 25 years, nothing gets me more than a call where the checkee "could have avoided contact w/ the goaltender".

Seconding this - the only cage combo that's ever been remotely successful for me. Definitely give it a shot if chastity is only unenjoyable for that specific reason.

New cage showed up today.

It's the smallest sized cobra AND it's narrow and...

...it fits perfectly >_>

ONCE WEEKLY KITTENING!!!

Oh god oh fuck this is the motivation I've been waiting for

Your depression looks like walking slowly across the pedestrian crossing hoping a car will hit you.

MY depression looks like repeatedly using the talcum J&J powder hoping I'll get peepee cancer in 2067.

We are NOT the same.

Nono that makes sense

Maybe I'm a romantic, but I feel like if someone did that for me, I'd feel like it tainted the gift a bit because I lose something of equal value.

Brainworms are inclined to say yes, but inherently it's paradoxical question because by disappearing forever you could, in no way, make your partner and friends lives better.

*helps you into your pooh bear overalls*

Coolest toof on the block!

You're never too old to like pooh bear :3

Tell him he can secure his longevity by wiring me 100 billion Swedish Krona to my offshore account.

a cartoon character with black hair and a white shirt and tie ALT: a cartoon character with black hair and a white shirt and tie

Your heart is about to be full of knife

watching the hallmark channel switch from thanksgiving movies to soft core diaper porn

How the hell did I manage a whole day with 7 hours of driving and not a single leak or change? Maybe it's talent, maybe it's dehydration...

Advent calendar but every day is a new layer to add.

MY NIGHT WAS GOING WELL FOR ONCE WHAT THE FUCK

Ohio Gozaimasu