Kátia

If I was a soc dem I would find cheneys death the night before mamdanis win to be poetic

POV your dogter just peed on herself and is terrified

“Middle class” fuck off with that let’s talk about the poor

🎼 GOOD MORNING 🎶

Anyway naltrexone is good 👍

lol omg where is that typo I need to point it out to Dad

Nazi ass program

Is a mid-day fundip really a crime

I worked in a deli briefly (unfortunately—best job ever) and something tells me the more stressed you are, esp with your coworkers, the more likely you are to accidentally slice up/off some of your own digits 😔

One Ralph’s deli clerk crashing out in my texts about how he wants to kill another Ralph’s deli clerk jfc mang does the union make provisions for internal conflict resolution skills and counseling or

Frogs like this could be doing the lord’s work when they see an ICE-operated vehicle jussayin

I feel like infighting among mutuals on the other site (or any site) is a recession indicator bc there’s always an uptick in drama when people are more idle, you know?

Volume at work has been slow so my coworkers told me to not yawn so loud
I fear they’ll soon show disdain for audible sighing 😔

Okay so why is my period blood black please don’t be pregnancy PLEASE

@acidrefluxus.bsky.social didn’t you have a birthday like last week? I was thinking of you

You’re missing so much drama and infighting on the other site
Good on you for staying away though

Anyway, happy belated bday!!!!

@chriswritesplays.bsky.social find me at Whole Foods bitch

Bf is very excited rn

Say whatever of posting screenshots from the other site lol

The boomer mind simply cannot comprehend that email addresses are not case sensitive

Mass reporting on this site?? Why, what yall do???

Right winger gets murdered: he was the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived

Right winger ends up being the murderer: he was also the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived

Miss Piggie got a $1,140 manicure today (along with some other stuff)

She peed on herself in the exam room and hasn’t let me hose her down yet :(

Jk all men are trash until proven otherwise 😔

And for a MAN

He better not be fkn trash 😠
Or worse
DISEASED
Or even worse
DIVORCED

YES I LAUGHED bc wtf else am I gonna do when a friend ghosts me for the night 😭

Friends/text buddies be like

lol imagine being a “stakeholder” in a community who pays with ONE’S TIME??? Bc that’s what I’m auditioning for 😭

I could easily do this without being a member of the exec board of the neighborhood council
But like
Imagine getting a vote (after the public) on the matter???

Omg did a neighborhood council orientation today

What if I get to make public comment at some point on how the wannabe richie rich ppl of my town act like NIMBYs??

Bc
Honestly
Goals

The appropriate time to watch the movie BABE is all the time

As our neighbors vanish daily, this serves as a meaningful way to honor them and highlight the extent of this issue throughout the city’s

As our neighbors vanish daily, this serves as a meaningful way to honor them and highlight the extent of this issue throughout the city’s

bf thought a BBL was a plastic surgery that entailed butt implants, boob implants and lip implants