coriolisdave

Well a burger is just a sammich
And this is a grilled sammich

Yeah grilled cheese with pickled onions is next level

A whole bunch of hands on a soccer ball/globe, a very grotesque bronze trophy designed to make the dumbest, shittiest person on Earth think he's accomplished something that makes the entire world proud of him but everyone except America's dumbest racists are laughing at him.

When you go for a testicular cancer screening at the teaching hospital.

bestbogevr

if any part of your moral philosophy involves the phrase “Israel’s retaliation after Oct 7 can be justified”

then I am gonna need you to go ahead and yeet yourself out of my followers

SNOODLE ON ALERT

She. Is. Stunning.

Yes, that’s the Bunnings model- always run by the group being supported

Certain llama-panted darlings of my acquaintance have escalated their 4am snit to include pouncing both front paws deeply into my leg.

She can’t understand why I’m ignoring her efforts to wake me up for snugs.

Um excuse me where are the photos of said cats this is criminal

Especially miss calico feathersword down there

Screenshot of a Spotify wrapped: Your listening age = 69 You were into music from the early 70s. You're an old soul.

Nice

Worse, he’s actually turning out to be.. a decent bloke? And good commentator??!? Mods?????

I would. The music makes it happen every time.

A man watching the second Ashes test. England are 2/5 in the second over. In the foreground, a white cat, and a laptop screen. In the background, cricket on the radio. It is a very Australian Summer scene

Current status

I mean you know Frakes is a hammylad, and they’d both cuddle after

hi my dame is what, my dame is who, my dame is chika chika dench judy

In a more just universe she’d be a gender-flipped Batman, growly voice and all

From Claire Willett @.clairewillett.bsky.social a load-bearing component of "the magic of Christmas" is the invisible domestic labor of moms you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you've decided it's about the decline of civilization

Ohhh ok this explains why I’ve never felt the “magic of Christmas”. My mother is the least magical being you can imagine.

Huh. They also do “no meeting Wednesday” which.. suggests leadership is somewhat intentional about culture?

Are these… green flags?

Trans men are men, trans women are women, and if you have a problem with that just block this account because I cannot be fucking doing with it. It'll improve both our timelines.

Right??!?

Also I’m convinced white cats are the most chaotic

I WAS GOING TO ASK

Melting pot!
Melting pot!
MELTING POT!!
MELTING POT!!!!

We seem to have less of the fusion stuff (although indimex was big for a while), but heaps and heaps of ethnic food places specialising in their cultural milieu.

Hell, there are entire Facebook groups of people travelling to and comparing Bahn mi.

It is a beautiful thing.

I want to go there

Damnit, wrong pasta shape, can’t make the Izzard reference work

Update: first lesson completed with ZERO yelling* and only a few tears (emergency stop practice was scary)

* this is huge, I’m a control freak and a yeller

yeah, it's either really good or holy shit micromangementytoxic

i'm assuming the former

Looks like a sit down with pretty much every single senior stakeholder in the ord, including a 1:1 with the company owner

contrast with current, where I've a vague idea who leadership _is_, spoke with the CIO once (in my third week).

new org is ~1.5x the personnel size of current

looking at the onboarding schedule for new new job, and holy cats it's the precise opposite of this one

current: show up, get laptop, drift around for weeks figuring things out

new one: three days back to back with intros to heads of dept's and BUs

reckon i know which is more effective