They did Jenna and Melissa so wrong.
30.10.2025 21:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@beastandbrain.bsky.social
33. DMs are EARNED. #MVRP A tad bit of a pastiche of versions of Hank. Parody. Erudite. Gadabout. A Renaissance mutant. Several PhDs. Jovial. Kind.
They did Jenna and Melissa so wrong.
30.10.2025 21:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"As confident as I act, I do still struggle with some self-esteem issues. For fairly obvious reasons."
30.10.2025 18:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐ธ๏ธ KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT
28.10.2025 18:37 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 3"Apologies for my absence, friends. I simply took a leave for my metaphorical battery to recharge. But here I am, signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours. Now, what issue seems to be the most pressing?"
19.10.2025 22:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0when life gives you lemons , don't make lemonade , make life take the lemons back ! get mad ! i don't want your damn lemons ; what am i supposed to do with these ?
19.10.2025 21:52 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 2//WE HAVE AN ELIXIR! ACADEMY X!
07.10.2025 12:36 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Hank is lost. Absolutely lost.
01.10.2025 22:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Oh, dear. How best to approach this?"
01.10.2025 19:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1"Oh, my stars and garters."
He hesitantly follows it.
"Hello?"
01.10.2025 16:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1"Oh. Dear me, I wonder if that crass cybernetic Procyon Lotor is back."
01.10.2025 15:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1"My ceaseless attempts to reconstruct the X-Men continue."
01.10.2025 15:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1"Wakanda is a work of art. Truly a masterpiece."
25.09.2025 00:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Seeing these couples heartens me. Yet it drives home how lonely I am. Ah, well."
22.09.2025 18:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"I hesitate to inquire, Ms. Hardy."
22.09.2025 16:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Oh, most assuredly! I have no complaints thus far. I remain optimistic about the day."
17.09.2025 13:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"I hope my fellow Illuminati members are faring well today."
17.09.2025 13:17 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1i'm the jacking off police. i'm a cop who loves jacking off!
21.11.2024 03:37 โ ๐ 384 ๐ 12 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 0"My word, is that a flying dog?"
23.08.2025 19:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Three is hardly a conclusive enough sample size to decide that, I feel."
22.08.2025 23:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"I still see the good in all."
22.08.2025 23:46 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1"I refuse to give up as the mark of any intelligent species is its ability to coexist."
22.08.2025 23:41 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1"But my friends and I seek a world united. Humans and mutants living peacefully. A pipe dream, it seems sometimes."
22.08.2025 23:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1"We have powers and they don't. But I don't hate them. I pity them. Because most people don't see anything beyond their own two eyes."
22.08.2025 23:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1"Toph, your point of view, pardon the term, is exactly what others lack where I come from. Most humans are afraid and angry at us."
22.08.2025 23:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1"I believe so."
22.08.2025 22:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1"Perhaps, but it's accurate. I am a mutant. An individual born with exceptional gifts that normal humans don't possess. In my case, my enlarged hands and feet, and my dexterity. And after a bit of experimenting, my blue furry skin and pointy ears."
22.08.2025 22:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1