Ben Tennyson 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)

"I hope you're doing well, Julie."

"I try a bit of this, a bit of that."

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Ben uses the power of Clockwork to rewind the wounds.
"Healing a clown. What a world."

"Yeah, I guess you're right."

"At least there's that. Wait, what did I do?"

"I guess I don't like thinking about things like that. It's a slippery slope to thinking about where we go when we die and stuff."

"Anytime, man!"

"Both. I'm here to help everyone."

"That was the prototype. The one I have now is the finished one."

"The risk of temporary or permanent DNA merging, a ten-minute time limit for transformations, and a tendency to malfunction or provide the wrong alien transformation. It also means that others want to take the Omnitrix for their own.
So, you know."

"What? No! An alien named Azmuth put all kinds of alien DNA in the Omnitrix as a tool of peace to promote universal understanding, preserve species, and serve as a scientific archive. And as repentance for how destructive his previous invention was."

"Alright. Shoot."

//God, I love Bob!

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"SWAMPFIRE!"

Ben poses like a goofball for his new pal.

"Yep. And I keep dimensional and extraterrestrial threats from conquering or destroying as many planets I can."

"At this point, I have a hard time remembering a time before aliens."

"All science. It was made by an alien. I think it's sentient."
He goes back to Ben and bows.

"No way. I've been using it since I was 10. Almost two decades."

"Ghostfreak!"

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"Check THIS one out."

"Kind of. The Omnitrix is genetically bonded to me and lets me access the DNA of any one of a million aliens."

"The flying red alien. Jetray."

"Yeah, you seem like it. So, how'd you like Jetray?"

He lands and returns to human.
"But only one like me. Okay, no, that-that's not true. Lots of me out there."

"Uh, well, what's the name of my new friend? I'm Ben."

"Can we move on from this? Like, permanently?"

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"Oh, I wouldn't worry. I got a ride or two."

"I wanna say no. But I'd rather not find out."

"Both options are accurate and sucky. That okay?"