Teddy 🐻 πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ's Avatar

Teddy 🐻 πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

@burlyburr.bsky.social

πŸ”ž | 🐻 | 40 | He/They Non-Binary Bear Extraordinaire πŸ’›πŸ€πŸ’œπŸ–€

1,125 Followers  |  989 Following  |  1,146 Posts  |  Joined: 18.09.2023
Posts Following

Posts by Teddy 🐻 πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@burlyburr.bsky.social)

Ass w/ balls from the back pics just go so hard

03.03.2026 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
UnitedHealth uses AI model with 90% error rate to deny care, lawsuit alleges For the largest health insurer in the US, AI's error rate is like a feature, not a bug.

"why must you hate innovation so!" I boldly proclaim as my undercooked algorithm prematurely murders your grandma

25.02.2026 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 642    πŸ” 150    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 7
Post image

It's always framed as an issue of "perception" or "narratives" to these guys. They can't possibly admit to themselves that much of the backlash is legitimately caused by their repeated, terrible judgement

25.02.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 408    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 6

You can't get a job without going through an AI that has a 95% rejection rate, every customer service rep is now a chatbot, AI slop keeps infesting every video platform I see, I can't find good music within the past two years because all music compilation channels are AI slop accounts...

03.03.2026 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

πŸͺ–πŸ™…β€β™€οΈβΈοΈπŸ”—

03.03.2026 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Post image

Morning it’s #tummytuesday and although I have lower back pain, my new chiropractor helped yesterday. He’s handsome and I noticed he had huge balls. Have a great day everyone! #openrobe

03.03.2026 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
03.03.2026 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2512    πŸ” 1255    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 12
big naked bear on his knees on the couch looking back at you, beckoning you to stick your face between his fat cheeks and make out with his Dad hole

big naked bear on his knees on the couch looking back at you, beckoning you to stick your face between his fat cheeks and make out with his Dad hole

put your face between these cheeks right now and make out with my hole until I cum 😀
if you're a good boy I'll let you cum inside me after 🐽

03.03.2026 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 242    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1
Post image 03.03.2026 08:39 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 03.03.2026 08:39 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image Post image Post image

Taking a mid-shift break with your guild master… and learning a very valuable lesson. [1/2]

He’ll be up for adoption tomorrow at 2 PM EST 🍺

02.03.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 712    πŸ” 130    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Are you the good boi or am I the good boi? #flexfriday

13.02.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 525    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0

They're calling it SuperBenghazi.

03.03.2026 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4537    πŸ” 917    πŸ’¬ 129    πŸ“Œ 25
Post image

πŸ¦πŸ’¦

11.08.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 877    πŸ” 147    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Watched that "Scary Movie" trailer, and the sigh I sighed at that pronouns joke at the beginning. Are we really still doing this in 2026? I'm not going to pretend that "Scary Movie" didn't have offensive jokes, but pronoun jokes are worse; they're BORING. And no amount of Wayans can make it funny.

03.03.2026 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Black and white selfie of me with my shirt behind my head and my sweats pulled down slightly to reveal my bush

I am wearing black glasses and a wave cap

Black and white selfie of me with my shirt behind my head and my sweats pulled down slightly to reveal my bush I am wearing black glasses and a wave cap

Hey y'all, did y'all know, that ummmm.... #MCM

23.02.2026 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 164    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

Cum join me

01.03.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 153    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going pretty hard here, myself. πŸ‘€

03.03.2026 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ass w/ balls from the back pics just go so hard

03.03.2026 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 810    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 7
Selkie from My Hero Academia, shirtless and giving a wink to the viewer!

Selkie from My Hero Academia, shirtless and giving a wink to the viewer!

Selkie!

02.03.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1447    πŸ” 352    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

02.03.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 14694    πŸ” 4620    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 59

Contact your fucking MP.

Now.

02.03.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 87    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
Post image

When Putin needed pretext for creating "The Red Web", Russia's authoritarian system of online censorship that effectively bans LGBTQ speech, he did it through the EXACT same moral panic about social media and kids that liberals and many leftists are spreading today.

02.03.2026 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 980    πŸ” 375    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 10

Lot of people being real defeatist about LLM news today and acting like you lost when you can just put that energy to mocking companies and organisations that use any kind of genAI and shame the fuck out of them. They hate that and it’s easy to do. Try inventing more words for them to ban!!

02.03.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1573    πŸ” 647    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 3

I got a bug up my butt to do some writing (journaling and recording information about some videos I watched yesterday), and over a few hours I've written nearly 5000 words. It felt good; I kinda want to do it again tomorrow.

02.03.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

The fact that a 5% wealth tax on just 938 billionaires could pay for all this shows you just how much money the oligarchs control.

I'll be signing onto @sanders.senate.gov and @rokhanna.bsky.social’s legislation the moment I get to Congress.

02.03.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
Video thumbnail

He REALLY likes bears. Animated commission done by @vickydanne.bsky.social. I adore how cute these two are together.

02.03.2026 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1384    πŸ” 279    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

When the gummy hits

02.03.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1204    πŸ” 157    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 6
Post image

Wonder what Ooks looking at πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

(NSFW version)

02.03.2026 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 339    πŸ” 87    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

πŸ‘ΉπŸ΅πŸ’¦πŸ‘–πŸŽ‰πŸ†πŸ˜…

02.03.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 740    πŸ” 143    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0