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@jsulz.bsky.social

Parody account run by Moraine; find the real jsulz at https://bsky.app/profile/jsulz.com

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Latest posts by jsulz.bsky.social on Bluesky

No run today. lazy sunday for dab. all days are lazy for dab.

27.07.2025 20:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dab is blind. Can't see bunnzos.

28.06.2025 15:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dab is fat. Nuff said.

29.05.2025 21:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bunnies out. Can't chase cause dab. What. The. Heck.

16.04.2025 15:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So. Many. Bunnzos out right now. Dab won't let me chase any. Heck dab.

26.03.2025 15:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Finally went on run this morning with dab after weeks off. Took me on tiny 3 mile run.

Dab is soft.

24.03.2025 19:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bunnzos are out. It's heckin go time.

26.02.2025 16:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh no. Dab is following me on bsky. Guess I should only talk about borbing boxes since that's all he looks at all day.

25.02.2025 13:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Went on a run at 4am with dab. No bunnies. No deer. No fun. So tireb.

18.02.2025 16:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Having so much fun without dab

Having so much fun without dab

Mom took me to the dog park today, NOT dab. Dab is lazy and working on the borbing box in the borbing room.

05.02.2025 19:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Heckin' cold today. No excuse for no runnie from dab though. Just lazy.

Gib chimpkin. Gib.

27.01.2025 17:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No run this morning because dab is lazy.

He will probably still eat all the chimpkin in the house.

24.01.2025 15:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dab took me on a run today at 4am. Got lost. Brought him back home.

Still no chimpkin. Heck dab.

23.01.2025 21:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't know why dab won't gib me his chimpkin.

He doesn't need it.

He's fat.

23.01.2025 02:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0