No run today. lazy sunday for dab. all days are lazy for dab.
27.07.2025 20:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@jsulz.bsky.social
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No run today. lazy sunday for dab. all days are lazy for dab.
27.07.2025 20:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dab is blind. Can't see bunnzos.
28.06.2025 15:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dab is fat. Nuff said.
29.05.2025 21:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bunnies out. Can't chase cause dab. What. The. Heck.
16.04.2025 15:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So. Many. Bunnzos out right now. Dab won't let me chase any. Heck dab.
26.03.2025 15:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Finally went on run this morning with dab after weeks off. Took me on tiny 3 mile run.
Dab is soft.
Bunnzos are out. It's heckin go time.
26.02.2025 16:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh no. Dab is following me on bsky. Guess I should only talk about borbing boxes since that's all he looks at all day.
25.02.2025 13:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Went on a run at 4am with dab. No bunnies. No deer. No fun. So tireb.
18.02.2025 16:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Having so much fun without dab
Mom took me to the dog park today, NOT dab. Dab is lazy and working on the borbing box in the borbing room.
05.02.2025 19:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Heckin' cold today. No excuse for no runnie from dab though. Just lazy.
Gib chimpkin. Gib.
No run this morning because dab is lazy.
He will probably still eat all the chimpkin in the house.
Dab took me on a run today at 4am. Got lost. Brought him back home.
Still no chimpkin. Heck dab.
I don't know why dab won't gib me his chimpkin.
He doesn't need it.
He's fat.