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@scottagnew.bsky.social

Scottish, Glaswegian, Comedian, ex-journalist, Gay, HIV+ (U=U). Back from the dead three times. Listen to my BBC R4 series here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand/m0021p0h?partner=uk.co.bbc&origin=share-mobile

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I'm pretty sure there's folk in Scotland would do the same thing if they had a suitable "excuse" - it's so thoroughly depressing.

12.07.2025 09:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you drinking with Arnold Brown?

29.06.2025 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Such a man of the people - he'd know that Channel 4 haven't shown horse racing since 2016. Total fraud.

27.05.2025 10:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nigel Farage shows himself a fraud challenging Starmer to join him in a Working Man's Club for a pint and watch Channel 4 Racing. Channel 4 hasn't shown horse racing since 2016.

27.05.2025 10:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 96    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ“ฃLove comedy, hate racism? We're delighted that weegie comedian @scottagnew.bsky.social joins the line-up for the #StopReform summit

๐Ÿ“The Boardwalk, Glasgow city centre
๐Ÿ—“๏ธSat 31 May
๐ŸŽŸ๏ธBook your place: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/stop-refor...

13.05.2025 10:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

08.05.2025 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tonight Matthew...

08.05.2025 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Francis - get the door!"

07.05.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cา‰aา‰nา‰ yา‰oา‰uา‰ tา‰rา‰uา‰sา‰tา‰ yา‰oา‰uา‰rา‰sา‰eา‰lา‰fา‰?

Come find out at my Open House in London next Wednesday from 4PM! ๐Ÿ 

Everyone's welcome - I can't wait to see you and celebrate the release of my new single This Perfect Friend โ˜€๏ธ

ttikaram.lnk.to/TPF

Love, Tanita ๐Ÿซถ

#newmusic

30.04.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Reform UK Facebook Groups Are Full of Racist Far Right Posts and Islamophobic Conspiracy Theories Groups set up by Reform UK officials contain posts calling for Muslims to be lynched and suggestions that Jewish people are trying to "dilute out country with foreign invaders"

It would be good if at least some of the energy poured into scrutinising hateful past comments by Irish hiphop groups could be focused on what is currently going on inside the main party currently leading all of the UK opinion polls bylinetimes.com/2025/04/30/r...

30.04.2025 09:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 310    ๐Ÿ” 122    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

We'd also like to see messages or signs from employers or service providers that stop trans people using single sex spaces.

26.04.2025 06:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 385    ๐Ÿ” 166    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Watching the Pope lying in state to get a swatch at the Italian men going by. "Ciao gallina!"

24.04.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes! Old Saabs! Which are gorgeous things of beauty. Probably right hanging off hoping for a product placement deal for something shiny and new.

24.04.2025 10:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Can anyone tell me the reason behind this trend on telly drama for the main protagonist driving a wildly out of date motor vehicle? The boxy Volvo estate of the 70s and 80s seems to pop up a lot, for example Black Mirror and Fear. But it seems to be there's an epidemic of auld motors on the telly.

24.04.2025 10:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is me! I am very, very grateful to the many amazing people โ€“ย musicians, music fans, grassroots groups and more โ€“ who were so generous with their time and wisdom. And I'm very grateful to the people saying nice things about it.

24.04.2025 09:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Aww congratulations and happy publication day Carrie! โค๏ธ

24.04.2025 09:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is an excellent article - I have some additional thoughts from a feminist perspective on the consequences of this Supreme Court judgment, rather than just my legal ones:

Thread ๐Ÿงต

23.04.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 398    ๐Ÿ” 195    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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Scott Agnew: The Silver Jubilee Show at The Comedy Cabaret Glasgow Blackfriars Of Bell St THE comedian marks 25 years since first stepping on stage. All the hits! All the gossip! All the questions! After 25 years at the top/bottom/vers.

Join me celebrating 25 years on stage next Bank Holiday weekend, Saturday, May 3rd from 7.30pm at Blackfriars of Bell Street, Glasgow

Two and a half decades of laughs and prolapses, restrooms and resurrections - a one off special not to be missed.

www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Gla...

23.04.2025 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Didn't think some people would see that as a challenge rather than something to be proud of. Heartbreaking.

16.04.2025 09:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is, in large part, pandemic revenge.

As far as these oligarchs are concerned, all science does is tell them stuff they cannot do.

They can't keep spewing carbon.

They can't keep businesses open as usual when millions are dying.

They have concluded that research is the enemy of profit.

02.04.2025 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13840    ๐Ÿ” 4736    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 189    ๐Ÿ“Œ 151

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

04.04.2025 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

04.04.2025 12:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This country's demented - literally wandering about with our arse hanging oot our troosers and holes in our stocking soles but here's yer King playing a carrot flute with his big sausage digits.

04.04.2025 12:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Listen live at 1.30pm on BBC Radio Scotland's Breaking The News as myself and top teammate Athena Kugblenu as we take on Ashley Storrie and Sam Lake - with the glorious Des Clarke in the chair as always. You can listen again later on BBC Sounds or again at 11.30am in Radio Scotland.

04.04.2025 12:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Am I supposed to know who these people are or has the Record just suddenly started reporting on randoms and what they've heard about them?

Tomorrow's exclusive : "Sheila McNamee has been branded "a bit heavy for they leggings" by neighbours two up that saw her in the Post Office."

20.03.2025 11:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Monks At Work sign just out of shot

16.03.2025 12:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sadly I didn't witness that!

16.03.2025 12:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Derby Day in Glasgow often gets a bad reputation - but we do need to remember the numerous miracles that occur when Celtic and Rangers play.

16.03.2025 12:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cheers to Channel 4, Crufts and Dr Paul for ruining my Sunday roast by explaining in great detail how to express a Cockapoo's anal glands.

Bon Appetit!

09.03.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If youโ€™re drawn to a politician because they promise to be cruel to Muslims or Jews or immigrants or gays or transgender people etc, the least you should do - the absolute, bare bones, still morally vacuous least - is ask yourself whether theyโ€™re likely to stop at the group you want to see targeted.

08.03.2025 08:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4284    ๐Ÿ” 840    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 157    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

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