Gaz

Day 3: Freckles 🫠
#lewdtober2024 #ScottPilgrimTakesOff

A SKEALATEN THROWIN THERE PHONE IN THE TRASH!! AND IT SAYS "DONT SAY ANYTHING ON YOUR PHONE THAT YOU DONT WANT TO SEE PRINTED OUT IN YOUR INTEROGATION ROOM" AND YA MIGHT THINK ITS A CURRENT EVENTS COMENTARY BUT WE KNEW ABOUT THE NSA'S XKEYSCORE SINCE 2013 AND WARANTLESS WIRETAPPING A DECADE BEFORE THAT SO KEEP YOUR NOSE CLEAN ,POSTING WONT FIX ANYTHING TAHTS HAPPENING PAST PRESENT OR FUTURE SO YA DONT NEED TO TYPE THAT STUFF INTO YOUR PHONE, POLITICIANS WOULDNT BE ON THE PHONE TELLING US "GET ANGRY" IF GETTING ANGRY ON THE PHONE CHANGED THE STATUS QUO, SO THINK ABOUT THAT,,,, ALSO THE PHONE SAYS "DOUG DEALER" LOL ZOOM IN ON IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

SHHHHH - dashare.zone ADMIN

@jonbois.bsky.social Watching Baseball

the red skinned long haired and shaved sides 220 6'2 goth they/him wearing overalls with ripped tights, and has a fat ass and goat horns: "It's almost my favorite time of the year..."

me, trying to impress them:

YES

my favorite oomf made a skeeter account ohemgee

HAIIIIII

this cup of milk is getting ME Mpreg *shakes burr*🦩🦩🦤🦤

All you newbies drawing their first comic and haven't printed their comic before: 300 dpi, CMYK colours, bleed and safety, 0 0 0 100 K black text on a separate layer. Make sure you have all of these on all of your comics files, otherwise you'll end up like me having to fix 660 pages of my webcomic

CONGRATS ‼️‼️‼️ 🎉🎉🎉🎉

A sign which says “I'M NOT INTERESTED IN COMPETING WITH ANYONE. I HOPE WE ALL MAKE IT.”

Good night, everyone

fuck third party voters ESPECIALLY in this election. stay strong ✊

that would be peak i think

some asshole said "u sound like a man" to one of my transfem friends meanwhile she sounds like a literal angel. and i sound like. how i sound. i'm fuckin cooked...

picture unrelated.

dang a lightweight.... couldn't be me i be drinking and not feeling ANYTHING.... 😵‍💫

literally me rn i have nothing of interest going on tomorrow but i'm all like.... yeah

berrr 😎😎😎

they have.... skeleton hands on the back i don't have a better picture of them....... it's peak....

THANK YOU‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🎉🎉🎉🎉

fuckin huge ass beer.... mmmm.... 25 ounces of piss water...

i saw this really fucking cool sticker and i wanted to believe it was lesbians but it's just so obviously some straightie schlop. not even worth it. WHATEVER...

that's not even true i just thought that shit up earlier today and thought it was some poetic shit worth typing. never worth typing in this dump tho. LAWL.

i see myself in her and it disgusts me.

you ever in the mood to just uhh. you ever uhh. you ever just reaalllyy wanna. y'know.

if i had a nickel for every time someone i was trying to get over was comfortable enough with my friendship that they feel the need to share details of sexual intimacy they have with other people i would have two nickels. i don't have any frame of reference for how weird this may or may not be.

good god i can feel it happening in real time.

ppl to talk to except this one person. she's usually busy during the day i guess. or busy staying up all night so she just sleeps all day. i need to get over this lmfao it kinda sucks.

this sort of "don't be stupid" affirmation also helped me in not messaging ppl who are usually awake at this time as well in general. i don't need to talk to people now i will talk to people tomorrow at normal people times. i know it's counter intuitive to be posting about it now but oh well :P

part of the jealousy had to do with who the person is but i'm still working on that. for the most part i can realize how stupid my first thought was.

saw someone playing a Roblox game with their partner this late at night and got jealous until i immediately came to my senses and realized that i should not even be awake rn and i have several people to play Roblox with throughout the day.