Dylan 🇦🇺🎮

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At least soon I’ll be 30 and can give up on dating

It’s been two years since I moved to Melbourne and I wish I had more queer friends so I could feel comfortable going to fun events 😓

The best is when they get so indignant about it, like cunt learn to read and maybe no one’s time would’ve been wasted here

I get so many angry messages from guys because my profile says I prefer men with face pics and basic reading comprehension lol

It’s a rewatch the Fontaine Archon Quest kind of night 😌

So I bought the Joey Mills dildo as a little Christmas present to myself and let me tell you, that girth is no joke 😮‍💨

Alex and Sam have fun with the vet 😜

A photo of my hand grabbing my crotch. I’m wearing white shorts and a white shirt.

Just got back home, who wants to help me unpack?

Bluesky really cooked the resolution on this one 😅

A photo of my legs from the knees down. I’m sitting on a white bed and wearing white sport socks with a black logo on the top.

Maybe I wear more sports socks in 2026, these are comfy af

Corbeau • Pokemon Legends: Z-A

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A photo of me lying on my back on the bed with my legs in the air. I’m pushing a cream coloured dildo inside my ass.

First thing I’m doing when I finally get back home in the new year 😮‍💨

It’s such a fun game, I love playing as Azura. Maybe I’m due a replay soon too

A photo of me in the bathroom mirror. I am wearing tight knit beige underwear and posing with my arm above my head.

Merry Christmas, gays and theys

Rewatching Legend of Korra and decided it’s time for some new Bolin pieces soon.
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Max!! Goddamn 🥵

A photo of me in the bath taken from the waist down. My hand is slightly covering my hard dick

Would it even be Christmas if I wasn’t drunk and horny in the tub at my parents’ place?

✨ Ifa and Ororon ✨

Full July reward on 🔗 ptrn

Thanks, the plan is to get up and leave around 3am so I get most of the drive done before it heats up too much. Failing that, my new car thankfully has good aircon

A photo taken from the waist down of me reclining on the lounge. I’m wearing a beige t-shirt and green sweatpants and cupping the outline of my bulge.

My dick rn is like my work day: long and hard.

Gonna be driving up to Sydney in a few days for Christmas and so not looking forward to being in the car for 9 hours

Maybe it’s just an early birthday crash out but I think I’m at a point in my life where I’m just not gonna meet someone

I have a million shiny drilbur and numel but I just need one more shiny gible for my living shiny Dex 😮‍💨

I should probably do less of it tbh 😬😅

You’re too kind 🥰

Happy Sunday

Thanks haha I’ve had years of practice 😅