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squidward’s dissatisfied expression painted on a pumpkin

The face you make when they tell you your past submissions are too ‘gory’ and ‘not work appropriate’”

a little girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and eating a cookie . Alt: a little girl is sitting on a couch and rolling her eyes

Yeah… I’m sure the idea of a woman playing as James Bond will go over well with all her MAGA friends

a man in a suit and tie is looking up at something Alt: shannon sharpe shaking his head no

“Are ya’ll tired of seeing my boobs”

Me:

Bought a used Jetta at 17. Not too long after, I’m driving home next to a Ferrari on an empty arterial highway. One thing leads to another and the next thing I know I’m in sport mode just fucking flooring it

Got absolutely smoked, but damn… Those 1.5 seconds in the “lead” felt like pure ecstasy 😅

Step 1 fuck the shit out of you Step 2 cuddle ur cute ass to sleep

now i just need somebody to make this a nightly routine with 😔

an animated character holding a sign that says “Kinda horny...s0o00 bring yo cute ass over here so we can do naughty things ;)”

like ahora, mami… forreal 😩

Smooth

RIP to the legend… #playingnow

spotify.link/pOdjtjOptXb

a cartoon of a fish with a big mouth Alt: a cartoon of a fish with a big mouth

when too much smoke goes up your nose while holding a joint in your mouth hands-free:

nobody:

absolutely no one:

me while trying to fall asleep at 12am:

I wonder if there’s an even smaller pepper inside that one like a nesting doll of peppers

Que vergüenza…

that 9pm-11pm time slot on nick @ nite, when it was full house and the fresh prince, was truly legendary

a person is adjusting a volume knob and the words volume up are visible Alt: a person is adjusting a volume knob and the words volume up are visible

me when i’m playing reggaeton in the car and a lifted pickup truck with a punisher sticker on the back pulls up next to me at a red light…

a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair and pointing at something Alt: gif of leonardo dicaprio pointing in once upon a time in hollywood gif

me reading about how loneliness can exacerbate depression, anxiety & alcohol issues…

lmao

Saw an article refer to Bad Bunny as an “anti-Trump rapper”

Like… Dime que tu no sabes anything about one of the biggest artists in the world without telling me you don’t know anything about one of the biggest artists in the world

mood:

What Year Is It GIF Alt: What Year Is It GIF

I’m watching this Oregon and Penn State game and I swear to god I just heard All The Above by Maino and T-Pain playing in the stadium lol

me and whooo?!?! 😩

Plot twist… The rapture really was supposed to happen today.

But then when Jesus saw who a lot of his believers were, he was just like “oh hell nah” and decided last minute to call the whole thing off and left them here with us non-believers instead.

mood:

a close up of a pink minion car from the movie minions Alt: a minion blowin o’s

blowing o’s is like the adult equivalent of blowing bubbles

Been a heartbreak playlist staple for a minute now hahah. I always love to immediately follow it up with Snooze by SZA… That one’s a masterpiece as well

Damage

this song will forever stay in my rotation

open.spotify.com/track/0KS2h6...

Coqui Frogs — Tinkler Chorus Stream Coqui Frogs — Tinkler Chorus by Lang Elliott – Music of Nature on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

oh well, i guess this will have to suffice for now

m.soundcloud.com/musicofnatur...

currently sitting outside with my adopted stray cats just vibing watching, the lightening light up the sky off in the distance…

the only thing missing right now are some coquis singing in the background

two men standing next to each other with the words " i 'm writing this down this is good stuff " above them Alt: two men standing next to each other with the words " i 'm writing this down this is good stuff " above them

“i’ll give it the green filter”

ooh i like that… i’ll definitely be using this one in the future haha

Yeah, I could see where the pace at times could be a dealbreaker… I smoked a joint before every episode, so I was couch locked and extra EXTRA locked into every episode lol

What really drew me in was just how natural and real the dialogue felt. The kid’s performance in E3 was just insane.

100%…. I love the way they filmed it, too. Every episode is one continuous take where the camera never stops rolling