aSecretAltAcct

for hours 😛

yum 😋

i can only imagine the taste 😮‍💨😩😛

right? that’s locked life, for you 🔐🔥

let’s be honest, anyone who has a deep rooted aversion to star trek should probably not be riding my dick anyway

i mean, his profile said he’s in an open relationship, so i doubt that part scared him. but i’d rather be odd than the typical:

hey
hey
what’s up?
nm, you?
chillin
into?
fun
cool
you?
yea, fun
hot
hot
looking for now?
maybe, you?

who all hasn’t had this ⬆️ convo a hundred times?

how to get left on “read”.
my dick,
and dolly parton…

wow 🥵

probably. but i’d rather guys know what i look like before we message. my pride can’t take rejection only after a face reveal

woof. thanks bruce

search thimbledegook. it’s findable. am i right?

i doubt i moan loud enough to reach the Canadian border

so it would seem. but i refuse to put a big list of “no’s” and “don’ts” on any profile 😅.

i even questioned posting this cuz i dont like complaining online 🫣

i drove through the midwest once. that’s a lot of corn. 🌽

so i legit have my face on sniffies and link to bluesky, yet blank and faceless profiles still demand more pics in the first message, right out of the gates. there is no escaping it is there, boys? 😅

i want in there 😩

all clean. 🧼
any volunteers to help get me dirty again? 😈🐺

no one here to recreate the painting 🥵

so pretty 🥺

beautiful

yaaas! you’re the best

why blur out the watermark so no one can find the guy?

hot 🥵

feeling thick

wow 😮‍💨

semi awake

i didn’t have the patience to take more video 😈

never before have i wished to work in an office

peekaboo

i mean in manga and anime it has a very specific meaning