Eli 🍉🐍🎃

a black bird is standing on a ledge on a balcony . ALT: a black bird is standing on a ledge on a balcony .

We found a record player, we're chilling now...

Auntie, please come get me, this house is weird, and there's a raven staring at me

National Defense Ministry Honors 11 Soldiers for Refusing Illegal Orders National Defense Ministry Honors 11 Soldiers for Refusing Illegal Orders Honored for rejecting illegal orders during martial law, Marine death probe

The South Korean Ministry of Defense has awarded medals of merit to 11 officers for disobeying direct orders of superiors during the martial law fiasco, orders that they deemed to be contrary to the constitution and endangerment to democracy.
www.chosun.com/english/nati...

My mom, ADD: I think I'm having executive dysfunction

Me, ADHD: I'm having executive dysfunction, but I also really need to do jumping jacks, but I have executive dysfunction

My sister, a teacher with a psychology degree: can you two, for the love of god, go back to medication!?

@mmaetball.bsky.social we're on to them 😒

You... don't hear it? It's like a thump thump... I... there's nothing under the floorboards, I promise!!

In the late 1920s, Louis Armstrong came across some buskers playing his music and told them they were going too slowly. The next time he saw them they were playing faster and had a sign which read ‘PUPILS OF LOUIS ARMSTRONG’.

Ohh, I know some people

Ok, don't check the floorboards... for reasons

Sweater weather!!

this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.

He tries to look scary, but they all know he's a sweetheart

Use Rex's face!

Fahrenheit? Please tell me it's fahrenheit

You know, I have some bottles of amontillado in my vault if you're interested...

It followed me....

I mixed a Yves Saint Laurent and a The Police perfume by mistake and now I don't know if I should wash my shirt or burn it

It's the worst combo ever, toxic

Hi, Addi! It's been awhile, hope you doing well

I mean, knowing the Jesus I read in the bible, I'll follow closely, dude's sure to be going to whip some fascists and I want in on it

Dude, Tumblr is held together by string and hope. There's ads? Yes, but tell me another site where you can send crabs to people

@mmaetball.bsky.social is this the one about the thieves?

Scholar: What's this groove here? Probably to add some poison?

Reason for the groove: Jiang Cheng was maintaining the dizi, and saw that Jin Ling was about to drop a vase on his head

“When they rob us of art and emotion, that leads us towards the aesthetics of fascism. In this film, all the sets are real, the decor is human-sized, there are painstakingly created miniatures... It’s there to remind us that art is not only necessary, it is urgent. And AI can go fuck itself!”

Dude... that's a very aggressive campaign

Can someone loan me some of their energy? I'm so tired

Mochi:

Red bean?
White chocolate?
Taro?

Sounds actually kinda cool, but I'll never🤠

Am I gonna pull for him? 100%

You can keep repeating it, doesn't make me less confused, my dude 🤣🤣

Do they post them like those reddit posts with the Minecraft behind it?