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Hampton Nager

@c-hampton.bsky.social

A retired dad that's a bit of a jerk. Not always, though.

47 Followers  |  19 Following  |  77 Posts  |  Joined: 26.01.2025
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Also, I've seen this movie before

09.03.2026 13:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Weird shaped leg. Who bends like that?

09.03.2026 13:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It always struck me as incredibly sad that an apex predator was reduced to a 9-5 jobber. Tigers should do what they want, when they want. Save the punching in for minion predators. LOOKING AT YOU, WILE E. COYOTE

09.03.2026 13:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Silly Harvey, Trixie's for grifts

07.03.2026 17:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck those fucking fuckers right in the fucking ear.

07.03.2026 17:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pretty passive pose for a top-3 most dangerous cast member

06.03.2026 13:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Harvey slays in an ascot, that muffin-butterin' horndog

06.03.2026 13:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's still gonna sneak out at night, steal the station wagon and go drink beers in a parking lot with a Huawei modem

26.02.2026 14:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@damnyouwillis.bsky.social I've wondered for a while now; when you decided to create Booster and give them a twin, how come you didn't name them "Rodney"?

26.02.2026 14:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He could be hiding a strap-on; it'd explain the suspenders

06.10.2025 04:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Go ahead and tell them. They may draw a smiley on your cup and call you "Dave".

06.10.2025 04:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would rather pull my own lower lip over the top of my head

06.10.2025 04:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it "settling hash", or is it "settling hashes"?

06.10.2025 04:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Today I learned that Bulmeria is somewhere Islamic instead of being where Bulma has the headquarters for Capsule Corp

06.10.2025 04:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A Nexstar publication.

27.09.2025 18:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Much like Batman, Mr. Dithers never misses Leg Day

07.09.2025 19:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love how Mr. Dithers' legs look exactly the same whether he's standing or sitting. Dude must have thighs like tree trunks from doing wall sits.

07.09.2025 19:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If we're in a recession I wish someone had told everybody at the airport today. People friggin everywhere. Exactly the sort of thing to hate by someone who loves people in general but not in specific

29.08.2025 16:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

LIGHTSWITCH!

27.08.2025 21:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Okay this comment deserves a like. Yes. MILF gets <3

27.08.2025 21:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can Dorothy still be damseled if Joyce stashes her in a loft bed instead of a tower?

27.08.2025 17:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now imagining Prof X jacking it with the Cerebro helmet on

26.08.2025 19:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bill Bixby in tight orange shorts, on his way to change lives in Paducah

HULK SMASH PUNY FRIED PICKLES

22.08.2025 13:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Take Richard Lee "Anal" Roberts with you, monster

21.08.2025 17:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I, too, often say "gasp!"

What's for lunch?
Turkey Tetrazini.
Gasp!

It's like Great Scott, when Scott isn't so great.

16.08.2025 18:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You and Deb need to come down thisaways. I'll see you fed proper.

16.08.2025 18:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Happy Sell-Out-Ukraine Day. What a disgrace.

16.08.2025 17:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That pron is the worst. A close-up looks like someone's looking for keys in a handbag

10.08.2025 04:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do ya think Imma nasty girlllll

Oh wait wrong Vanity

Or maybe not

05.08.2025 20:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I didn't know Head Alien teamed up with Bolivar Trask to make abductee-hunting Sentinels that look like Joyce. Joycenels.

16.06.2025 04:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0