Mister Scoops 🍉

Jack Black is the type of dude to encourage the government to drop 500lb bombs on Arab kids, and then throw his best friend under the bus for making fun of a politician's ear piercing.

I'll listen to any grievances Rick Beato has with the commodification of modern music, but first he must acknowledge that: Bad Company, Golden Earring, Steppenwolf, Foghat, Bad Finger, Eddie Money, Grand Funk Railroad, Iron Butterfly, and Nazareth were the same band.

New gizmos have arrived.

The Shield produced 7 seasons in 6 years. 88 episodes. The writing was immaculate.
The Boys is currently on season 4 after 5 years. 30 episodes. My engagement has been on the decline since season 3.
Bottomless budget and production times make shit TV.

Barbeau is a big pretty lady.

neil gaiman please report to the dumpster immediately for orientation

"You just don't like fun."

I hope you all awaken to a lawn littered with blasting caps and fingertips Friday morning.

I haven't had a bowel movement in like 4 days.

I don't know. I just found it like that.

The founder of OnlyFans is one of the biggest donors to the IDF. This comes as no surprise.

Check out this fish my father in-law caught.

This is Ryan O'Reilly's dad from Oz on HBO. Like, his dad on the show, not in real life. But his real-life brother played as his brother on the show. Thats kinda neat.

These are little monster dudes that my wife makes.

This is a Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich. It's really good.

Thats cool

This is a bag of worms. There's gotta be like 100 of them in there. I found them when I flipped over an old rotten couch in the woods. Not in the bag though, I had to put them in there. Me and this guy I work with. Im gonna try to feed them to my frog.

How do you feel about like weiners and butts and stuff like that?

Sick shirt.

White people.

These guys? Surely they aren't all albino.

Really? I wonder why all those Ethiopian Jewish women were forcibly sterilized? I guess Israel is cool with brown, but draws the line at black?

Thats awesome that you are doing do well. I wonder how the unhoused are doing?

Im sure you'll find it eventually.

Use your big girl words.