Stuart

Wait until all the MAGATs upset about Bad Bunny performing at halftime see all those D.E.I. hires playing on the field.

Somewhere George Carlin and Lenny Bruce are watching wondering what the fuck happened to comedy.

But congratulations on your Soulless Fuck Tour.

Wait until all the MAGATs upset about Bad Bunny performing at halftime see all those D.E.I. hires playing on the field.

I did! In the final episode,you awoke from a dream and shouted, “Mother!” I still do that all the time at home when I’m discombobulated about something. It cracks me up!

You’re too kind! I miss the hell out of those days.

Thanks, but Dave Berg did this one. We did a ton of these, along with about 5,000 bumps and interstitial.

Trump Administration Asks Colleges to Sign ‘Compact’ to Get Funding Preference

I understand the colleges that sign will get 100 pallets of A1 every month.

Thank you!!!

Okay. I guess you'll be ignoring what's about to come out about you, then?

I'm back after being hacked and subsequently suspended for weeks. But everything's jake now, thank the baby Jesus. What have I missed?

It appears I've been hacked. Don't open any DMs from me.

Okay, what's up with all the DMs I'm suddenly getting from everybody on Bluesky, telling me I'm one of the "lucky few" who've been chosen? I wasn't going to to completely prevent getting private messages, but I think this just changed my mind.

I don't know what's going on. I just checked my messages and I think I suddenly have DMs from everyone I follow, some spam shit, I think.

Wait, wasn't it Epstein who claimed he introduced Melania to the pedophile, the one who's President now? You know, when Epstein claimed that Trump and Melania had sex for the first time on his jet? Sounds like you should be threatening to sue Epstein. Oh wait, that's right. He "committed suicide."

Russia Is Suspected to Be Behind Breach of Federal Court Filing System

And the conversation will go a little something like this..

Trump: Did you do this?
Putin: Nyet.
Trump: (PAUSE) I’ve been using Ozempic.

That's the point. Cruelty is the point. Inhumanity is the point.

No one's seeing the upside of this whole Ghislaine Maxwell fiasco. Now that pedophiles and sex traffickers are just considered "minimum security" offenses, that'll free up thousands of prison cells for all the farm, factory, construction and domestic workers ICE is rounding up. We'll save billions!