Save your tears for when I ask if I can sleep on your couch 😂🥹😘
05.10.2025 01:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@kealeen.bsky.social
Never assume you're the smartest person in the room. Political punk, podcaster, comedy evangelist. Complicated cancer survivor. Still healing. Cishet She/Her. If you’re not a Fascist/Racist/Misogynist/Homophobe/Transphobe/Xenophobe/Antisemite, we’re cool.
Save your tears for when I ask if I can sleep on your couch 😂🥹😘
05.10.2025 01:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We are approaching Footloose legislation banning dancing and joy.
04.10.2025 21:09 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Bears repeating 😘
04.10.2025 18:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Have you seen the promos?! Benito is having a BLAST!! Fingers crossed for Pedro!! 🤞🏼🤞🏼🥹
04.10.2025 17:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0In honor of tonight’s 51st season of SNL, let’s party like we’re at The Roxbury!! 90s Banger Of The Day: Amber - This Is Your Night
04.10.2025 17:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Danica Patrick is the height of hypocrisy. I’m tired of trailblazers turning around and telling other people they aren’t allowed in certain spaces.
03.10.2025 18:36 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Why is he cosplaying Wayne Campbell?
03.10.2025 17:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh HECK YES.
03.10.2025 17:17 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Can we get a horror/thriller film where the villain is defeated by cilantro? Seriously, you have no idea how envious I am of people without the aversion. OMG, call the film ‘The Aversion.’
02.10.2025 11:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jane Goodall will forever be the epitome of a life well lived, and her work giving us endless encouragement to do better, and be better. Thank you, Jane.
02.10.2025 04:17 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My God, this is the dream dinner party. (Also. KEANU PLAYED MERCUTIO?!?!)
29.09.2025 10:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bad Bunny. Super Bowl. LFG.
29.09.2025 02:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You know who I miss? My Bri-Wi.
28.09.2025 23:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He is an open hip-hop dork, which sometimes rubs me the wrong way, but I begrudgingly respect the effort.
28.09.2025 23:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Elderly Canadians remain amazing 🫶🏻🇨🇦
28.09.2025 22:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0The trucks were scheduled to leave for Kimmel o Brooklyn the day after he was suspended. This administration truly is getting in the way of basic things. The Hegseth thing terrifies me:.
28.09.2025 22:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I was beyond concerned about that happening.
28.09.2025 22:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Let’s take a beat with the Netflix deal; there is not full confirmation. In the meantime, we can do his liturgical dance. youtu.be/oASYa-Wkroc?...
28.09.2025 22:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Keep Stephen and his staff in your hearts and minds.
28.09.2025 22:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0“I don’t respect anyone who bends the knee” This is the energy we need to maintain, no matter our exhaustion.
28.09.2025 22:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0You’d never know this was seven years ago. youtu.be/0ynfBTfpJlU?...
28.09.2025 22:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Also, Pete Davidson getting a check from THAT comedy festival is the height of tragic irony. Did his tattoo removal put that much of a dent in his net worth?
28.09.2025 21:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nah not anything compared to Joe Scarborough constantly citing Idiocracy while also fueling it.
28.09.2025 21:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0