Procrastinator? Heh, yeah, I’d say I’m in the big leagues 😎
11.01.2025 01:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@ad-infinitum-xn.bsky.social
(they/them/he) So…. you come here often? *gestures seductively at the infinite void of space*
Procrastinator? Heh, yeah, I’d say I’m in the big leagues 😎
11.01.2025 01:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*talking to another person in WNC* haha, yeah! God willing and the… uh… nevermind
05.01.2025 17:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0YOU FOUND IT
06.12.2024 06:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0mathematically illiterate, cannot understand a lick of chemistry. My formulas; floral. Ca5-10Co5-0S4-5/P(1-4)/Pf Di Ber Dr, bitch
05.12.2024 21:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My magnum opus
05.12.2024 21:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hey guys, i’ll be your waiter today. can I offer you some unfiltered tap water? i am trying to poison you ❤️
05.12.2024 06:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0no greater humiliation that having to ask someone to repeat themselves a second time
05.12.2024 06:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0running from the horrors (pile of clothes on my bed)
03.12.2024 05:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ezra how does it feel to be the funniest person on this app
03.12.2024 05:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I got that dawg in me (it is whining at the door and asking pretty please can I go outside and then when you open it up it will say OH NO! TOO COLD!!)
03.12.2024 03:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m a 19 and 3/4ths year old in a 19 and a 1/2 year olds body.
02.12.2024 14:50 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0