Wish I had a quid for every gallon of gammon piss that Zack Polanski has managed to boil this week.
27.02.2026 18:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wish I had a quid for every gallon of gammon piss that Zack Polanski has managed to boil this week.
27.02.2026 18:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Still failing to grasp the consequences of his actions.
27.02.2026 12:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When the morphine trolley leaves the ward
19.02.2026 22:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tell ya what them kidney stones are fucking naughty mate
18.02.2026 23:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Hello G, what's going down
21.01.2026 18:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Is it Sting?
21.01.2026 18:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He was a belter mate, pampered pooch ❤️
08.01.2026 17:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That was hard that, it was all within the space of an hour for me too. I'd gone from moaning about Groot snoring down me ear, to walking back out the vets. If I got another it would be a 17 year old rescue that just wants live his last days out in peace haha. Get too attached don't we haha
08.01.2026 17:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Never again after this one now
07.01.2026 22:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I had to take groots mum to be put to sleep last week @shoefiend1.bsky.social I couldn't speak 😭
07.01.2026 22:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Caked in them, absolutely no doubt 🤣
07.01.2026 21:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't let him lure you round there Kel it will be rammed with judies all fighting for his attention @shoefiend1.bsky.social
07.01.2026 21:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That house is going to end up being your naughty bed and she will be at home hahaha
07.01.2026 21:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I've upset my manager today, made her go home early when I asked for a grievance form 👀
07.01.2026 21:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0She definitely does mate, I had her up the wall in a meeting when I was representing a member on a welfare meeting hahaha. She just called the meeting to an end as the manager had made her look like a cunt hahahaha.
06.01.2026 22:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They've ruined Christmas with that footy schedule Ger, 17 days to go to get my grassroots fix 💪
01.01.2026 11:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Be arsed with all that new year shite
01.01.2026 11:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Le scum
28.12.2025 22:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Ha ha ha OOOOOH LOOK AT ME I WORK
#PATHETIC
I really wish I didn't hahahaha
28.12.2025 12:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He's a cruel sadist and needs to be punished severely
28.12.2025 12:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He's been living it up in France with his pack of vicious dogs and his stunningly beautiful wife
28.12.2025 12:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Avoid @frenchtone.bsky.social if you can, he will rob you of all your wares
28.12.2025 12:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I've had that man flu that's been flying round, bed bound for most of it. Trust me be fit enough to go in werk tomorrow though 🙈
28.12.2025 12:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Trust you've had a good one Ger, all the breast
28.12.2025 11:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Is it Sting?
28.12.2025 11:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 08-0 away from home, up the stripes 💪
13.12.2025 11:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Up early to watch FC St Helens vs Lymm Piranhas away, grass roots footy at its best.... You want some?
13.12.2025 07:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Imagine if he'd been around when twitter wasn't shit. We'd have had him up the wall hahaha
03.12.2025 20:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Me brother would shout oi fuck off every time it happened and then the hen started saying it to the male when he went for her. She was a lovely bird, ended up getting sold to a guy in Malta. I was gutted seeing her go, she made me favourite alien ray gun noise when I handed her over haha
01.12.2025 20:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0