skoomy

aw fuck im on the wrong account 😭

this was pure art

well you blocked me on my other account and i wasnt done pissing all over you :(

have you considered that maybe society treats you like shit because you look like both your parents were badly bred pitbulls with severe underbites?

i cant believe i missed my bros getting married 😭😭😭😭😭

LVOEERS?????

MAWWUAGE?

insane levels of bromance happening rn

well.... quadruplets, yes

u know how sometimes one twin absorbs the other one in the womb?

ethically sourced & hand-crafted ✨️ ✨️

more like.... my butthole, but with extra steps

was feeling sick and in my gluten-induced dissociative fog at work, so my man made me homemade gf big mac and fries for dinner 🥹🥹🥹 no pics cuz i ate it so fast but i swear it was good

i can contribute my butt nipple 🥹🫶

BREAKING: French dock workers in Fos-sur-Mer refused today to load machine gun ammo destined for Israel's army

Chicken jockey

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THE UNITED STATES VETOED THE CEASEFIRE RESOLUTION AT THE SECURITY COUNCIL

theres so many jellyfish out on the water today

wow thats crazy

im so glad my dream life doesnt involve exploiting dogs ♡ have a great time riding ur pony !

ur a sad lil man

no thanks ♡

thanks lil guy

lessons on learning how 2 wipe ur ass as a grown man? impressive

wow these are unforseen levels of projection

NAURRRRRRRRRRRR PK 💔💔💔

what is chumb....