Jayson

In my job today I came across a customer whose name was abbreviated "Cha" and I can only assume I have discovered Chairface Chippendale's secret identity.

My aunt is decorating with a Nutcracker theme for Christmas this year and I was sad at the lack of seven-headed mouse king nutcracker representation.

'Slop Evader' Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022 Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.

Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.

Probably the best video i have ever taken.

Gremily is totally rad.

I would like to apply to be a friend to Snailey.

Be careful not to eat 3 hams!

Hope you like ham!

Someone just posted to our electric car charger chat at work that they would move in 30 minutes and my first thought was that I tell my wake-up alarm the same thing.

The people angry about it are C-suite assholes who think they can spend less and fire more people and still create a game customers will want. Sadly, I think the only way they will realize they were incorrect is the ever popular wallet vote.

November 14th: A Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing

happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day

Maybe it's also like a Quantum Leap crossover?

#Dogs #Dog #UnconditionalLove #RoleModel #BestFriend #FaithfulFriend #LoveDogs #GoodDog #DogsAreLove

Apocalypse Clown was so much more enjoyable than I expected. I primarily blame the upbeat violent optimism of Funzo.

A green snail with a hand for a head and small flames at its fingertips

Doom Snail!

So good. Young me got into the habit of sticking my pinky out when holding anything thanks to this comic.

Happy anniversary! You two are the best.

Any candidates promising to bring back thinkgeek?

Thankee!

Thanks, I believe you!

I mean, obviously her name is Iris.

Thank you! This birthday wish allowed me to successfully weave through the laser security system protecting the largest uncut birthday sapphire.

Thank you for the birthday wishes. It was instrumental in successfully defeating the traditional birthday minotaur.

I'm older than I've ever been, and now I'm even older.

What is more American than making a terrible decision and sticking with it out of stubbornness despite evidence that it is awful?

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

A hotdog and pretzel stand with large hanging bottles of mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise. The bottoms contain squeeze tubes to dispense the condiments.

I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

Ouroboros can have a little ouroboros as a treat It’s a picture of a snake eating its own tail a symbol know as the ouroboros! #flatcircle #time

treat yo self!!!

Hot skeletons in your area!

Black and white illustration of a decayed, dripping, skeletal person crawling out of a muddy pit. Reads “Live through the ditches”

Black and white illustration of three witches riding on brooms across the night sky. Reads “Laugh through the witches”

Black and white illustration of the dragula coffin car. Reads “Love in the back of my dragula”

It’s that time of year again, time repost the best thing I ever made