Well, that's not healthy - better out than in.
04.11.2025 14:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@jimofthenorth.bsky.social
North East UK residererer. Mostly harmless, mediocre at best and I shout at the telly.
Well, that's not healthy - better out than in.
04.11.2025 14:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βWell, hereβs your problem, Margeβif you and Bob really want kids, next time try sittinβ on these little guys.β
βWell, hereβs your problem, Margeβif you and Bob really want kids, next time try sittinβ on these little guys.β
03.11.2025 23:06 β π 207 π 38 π¬ 1 π 1just....enjoy this
03.11.2025 21:17 β π 742 π 242 π¬ 50 π 90Cycle track next the the river Tees along with a view of the A19 flyover, Newport Bridge and in the distance the Transporter bridge.
Transporter bridge in Middlesbrough, looking a little worse for wear.
01.11.2025 20:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Top tip, if you're out for a cycle and you hear someone shout, it might be worth just checking they're not shouting at you. Anyway, I hope the sunglasses that fell out of my pocket have found a good home π
01.11.2025 20:50 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Quick, call Alexander Armstrong!
01.11.2025 14:35 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Channel 5. They treat royal docs like a Sunderland constituency treats a count in a general election.
01.11.2025 14:29 β π 34 π 6 π¬ 2 π 0Jason
@johnjasonsaeteroy.bsky.social
1.4 million staff over a 30 day month took 620,000 days off due to mental health isnβt actually headline worthy is it
01.11.2025 11:35 β π 30 π 4 π¬ 6 π 0Interesting doc, doesn't say anything new but still youtu.be/JmEtx-EmYtc?...
01.11.2025 09:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βYou boy, whereβs your fucking poppy?β
01.11.2025 08:40 β π 101 π 25 π¬ 2 π 0Walked to the beach.
01.11.2025 09:10 β π 16 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0ladies and gentlemen...we got him
30.10.2025 19:10 β π 18093 π 3997 π¬ 176 π 185Wonder how many times we tell ghost stories and the ghosts around us are like "I never said that shit. He's not even telling it right!"
30.10.2025 10:35 β π 65 π 15 π¬ 0 π 0I'm fuzzy on the whole good-bad thing.
29.10.2025 12:30 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Yup, got tired of it pretty quickly.
28.10.2025 23:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I mean you can't turn that down!
28.10.2025 16:07 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0βIf anyone asks, we went for pizza.β
27.10.2025 22:13 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Quizzical kestrel
As Iβm feeling a bit
gonna post some #Birds Iβve seen and hope it might cheer us all a bit.
Feel free to mute
Me looking moody but actually wondering who stole my curtains
26.10.2025 19:22 β π 113 π 14 π¬ 3 π 1Every customer will receive FREE OF CHARGE the secrets of my patented non-pharmaceutical gout eradication solution.
25.10.2025 18:12 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0βNow go to sleep, Kevinβor once again Iβll have to knock three times and summon the Floating Head of Death.β
βNow go to sleep, Kevinβor once again Iβll have to knock three times and summon the Floating Head of Death.β
24.10.2025 17:05 β π 1063 π 233 π¬ 6 π 6Loves a massive nonce, this lad.
21.10.2025 17:47 β π 36 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0Politics is an even worse spectacle when they all start going off about a subject you actually know something about. Makes you wonder how clueless they must be about all the other stuff they pontificate about.
20.10.2025 17:19 β π 104 π 34 π¬ 5 π 2president macron giving a press conference "The robbery at the Louvre is an attack on the french people, an attack on history, but most of all an NOT NOW CATO"
20.10.2025 17:31 β π 118 π 29 π¬ 1 π 1Reminder: Chris de Burgh owns the chest burster from Alien (1979)
19.10.2025 21:48 β π 179 π 42 π¬ 15 π 26