Jim

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

"Twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom"

Facebook memory of the woman on BBC's Rip Off Britain whose hot air balloon gift experience kept getting cancelled and whilst she got a full refund she was still annoyed because she no longer had happy associations with hot air balloons.

Pieter de Poortere

A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

Will McPhail

A fingerpost at Harestaines saying “Avoiding Steps”.

It would be a (oh-ho!) TRAGEDY if we met them!!!!1

Would it work with fish fingers?

Can confirm this is still a masterpiece, and I still had something in my eye at the end, but Anton Walbrook’s line about the gangsters putting the decent people in prison lands a little differently now

Trump is going to try and install Jake Gyllenhaal as the new Prince of Persia because of a movie premiere he remembers attending 16 years ago.

A remake of that specific part of Peter Gabriel's Sledgehammer video where his head turns into veggies.

Giulia Sagramola

The title is harsh but fair.

Shield of Americas with Donald trump in foreground.

Team America world police

The similarity is stark

Hi, this is your handler from the government, to maintain your state gifted perks we’re going to need you to post this. No, it’s not optional.

Wouldn't fancy the ones that had been in the toilet.

i think if dr seuss was alive to see such times he would have said fuck this shit but you know with rhymes

Two notifications over a blurred ios background (neon paper icon) This appears to be a long document! Save time with an Al Summary? (neon hot dog icon) That appears to be a huge hot dog! Grind it between a robot's toothy gears? Extruding a coarse pink mash?

Disturbed a wild Morrissey

A brown and white dog with a concerned look sits up straight and looks into the camera. On the floor next to them is an animal skin rug with matching coloring to theirs.

sometimes all it takes is a little subtle messaging to improve your pet’s behavior

Buongiorno

01:56 S01E05 And God Created Woman 19 May 1995

Major Gowen from Fawlty Towers pulling a puzzled face

Germans now own the Daily Telegraph and Britain’s Eurovision entry is called “Eins zwei drei”

He had had a nasty feeling that that might be an idiotic thing to do, but he did it anyway, and sure enough it had turned out to be an idiotic thing to do. You live and learn. At any rate, you live. You also panic.

#BlueSkyArtShow #Flowing

#BlueSkyArtShow #Flowing

gassing up ford f-15000 eddie bauer toddler annihilator edition trucks and getting so angry their turkish bald surgery hairline is rippling like a tectonic fault

A brief guide to the war with Iran so far:

unfortunately I lost it at this extremely stupid New Yorker cartoon

François Schuiten