Emily Andras

an ad for the new series “welcome to derry” with the tagline “go back to where IT all began“, except somehow, they highlighted the word “to“ instead of “it“

"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"

"no problem boss. i'm on it"

So true. We also get “I have a half baked idea for a series, I’ll tell you but you have to do the actual writing/figuring it out/work and we’ll split the glory 50/50.”

I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.

My interview with Andrew Tate & Laurence Fox

My hand holding a shortbread cookie in the shape of an airplane. There are red sprinkles in the pattern of the survivorship bias plane.

A plate of the same cookies.

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

Bong Joon Ho took a characteristically radical approach when questioned on his thoughts around the rise of Al technology at the jury press conference of the Marrakech Film Festival on Saturday. The Korean director, who is president of the jury, gave two responses, one measured, the other deeply personal. "My official answer is, Al is good because it's the very beginning of the human race finally seriously thinking about what only humans can do. But my personal answer is, I'm going to organize a military squad, and their mission is to destroy AI," he said.

Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...

We used to have a press who would actually… press … these hypocrisies.

Australia just recorded zero cervical cancer cases in women under 25 for the first time since records began in 1982. The amazing result of HPV vaccination.

I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen

SEVERAL sequels to Ocean's 8 featuring Cate Blanchett and her incorrigible wife Sandra Bullock

My microwave is so passive aggressive yes I made you heat up the same mug of stale coffee for the eighth time but stop coming for me with your sarcastic dings

Joe Rogan's forced laughter is my 'Nam

It gives me great pleasure to know that genuine wit is and always will the one true currency these clowns can not buy

“Oh yeah? Well watch this: my robot is gonna call you the r word. Eventually. Just let me…keep typing… where are you going?”

Counterpoint: some men aren’t lonely enough

What we got ourselves here is a bonafide ghoul off

Wasn’t even aimed this way, figured I would be a teacher or social worker but then they told me I couldn’t be a screenwriter because I was from the wrong place wrong class wrong sex and had the wrong take so then I was like ok ya doinks watch this

they should invent a nap that does your chores

We gotta regroup let’s temporarily ban all journalists with a ‘z’ in their name

I mean I could single handedly take on an island of 85,000 people, but 87,000? Be real brother

Plot Twist: Andy’s response to this was grudgingly polite! Shame works!

Omg teach me your wizardry

A screenshot of a Facebook post where a person named Andy ask the Well now “What the hell is transgender?” The Royal Canadian Air Force account response with “That’s a pretty big question asked in a pretty small way, Andy. ‘Transgender’ putting describes someone whose gender – who they know themselves to be – doesn’t match the sex they were assigned at birth. It’s not new, and it’s certainly not a fad. People have lived this experience for as long as people have existed; we’re just finally talking about it openly. You don’t have to fully understand it right away, most learning takes time, but we can always start from a place of respect. That’s how decent folks handle things they’re still getting used to.”

Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…

A cropped screenshot from a Canadian government website with the prompt "What's your occupation?" The answer "Writer" has been provided, generating the red text error response "Please enter a valid occupation."

Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.

Just the POTUS wistfully wishing he could have been the mayor of NYC ok sure alright

I miss Earpvading people’s feeds. What a ride. Thanks for having me. 😘

Also some absurdist comedy. This is our monkey trapped in IKEA 2.0 goddamn it

Me and my boroughs are gonna mess you up

Angus: You know, every article I’ve read about the tourism numbers talks about “Canada’s uncertainty with the tariff wars.” No. Canadians hate Donald Trump. They see not going to the US as an act of patriotism.

Can this particular one, just once, being about the fact that men like this don’t see WOMEN as people? It was very clearly not about men or boys for Trump!