Emily Andras

graffiti on the montrose pier barrier that says the text of the post, and the lake

sorry, i choose me

groc generated a picture of Hitler's ass

gemini did deny

chatgpt, do you like big butts or can you lie

A book titled "Outdoor Pigs: How to Make them Pay."

those damned outdoor pigs can't keep getting away with this

for real tho why aren't we getting Spidey's sexy new substitute teacher

LET HER BAT COOK

I love that dimpled troll so much lol

I can’t believe Melanie Scrofano is the new Joker

Make it hockey

Godspeed, Sweeney Maude

And then I was like, Roald— make the peach GIANT. No one gives a shit about a normal ass peach

"Capitalism is temporary. Dykes are forever"
Seen in NYC

Man stranded on desert island regrets bringing favourite album instead of flare gun Clarke admits that in retrospect his supply kit may have overprioritized early 2000s hard rock albums over basic medicine.

Man stranded on desert island regrets bringing favourite album instead of flare gun

Well said!!

Caught on the kiss cam scarfing down the hotdog my wife doesn’t know I get before I return to our seats

The Early bird gets the worm but Night owl gets the mouse margarita

Would you say it slaps

25 years of the goodest of (Hollywood) goodwill gone in an instance. His psychologist would have a field day.

It is still wild that Will Smith lost his mind, marched all the way up onstage, and slapped someone in front of literal millions 5 minutes before getting the thing he’d worked for and wanted more than anything his entire life. That is also gold medal award-winning god tier levels of Self Sabotage

xo

Missing all my SDCC peeps this year but hoping those of you there are crushing it

Despite all my rage
I am still just a rat with a fade

even the LITERAL rats in the race having to crime to make a living

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

they should invent an industry that isn't actively collapsing

Whereas I find him the weakest Cumberbatch-Laurie imitator, cranky BUT lacking occasional charm, in an otherwise very strong cast

Paramount paid the bribe but by god is Colbert ever gonna make them pay again and again and again 🙌🏼