Will Harris

Check out the number of votes.

I’m mostly curious what we should expect to happen overnight that will warrant that press conference…

Yep, I decided to keep it.
And it sounds fantastic.

Belatedly discovering the charms of LOOT. Pretty confident now that @ronfunches.bsky.social is one of the funniest people alive.

🤔

Naturally.

@bloomberg.com

So Trump took out the weaker, older Ayatollah and replaced him with a younger, stronger version. Got it.

Oh, and the new Ayatollah's wife was killed in the attack.
I'm betting he'll want big-time revenge against Trump.

Scoop: U.S. ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee joked to embassy staff about procreating while sheltering in place on Tuesday in a memo one U.S. official described as “awkward” and “odd.”

It was just a misspoke you guys

(From @atrupar.com )

Rubio Today: It’s false to say I said the U.S. had to attack because Israel was going to attack. That’s not what I said.

Rubio Yesterday: We knew Israel was going to strike Iran, and that would trigger attacks on U.S. forces. If we didn’t act first, Americans would suffer higher casualties.

Ordered a vinyl copy of Embrace's DRAWN FROM MEMORY on Temu because it was only $6.83.

Instead, I got a copy of Judas Priest's 2-LP set NEW YORK AFTER MIDNIGHT: 1981 BROADCAST RECORDING.

I...kind of want to just keep it.

We're #4! We're #4!

Jawohl.

Trump just ended his speech with this line:
"- and if we hadn't attacked there would have been a nuclear war because they are mentally ill, they're crazy, and they're sick - thank you very much!"

His father was, in fact, born in New York City.

This man has the nuclear codes.

And the Johnny Mathis song "The Twelfth of Never" was playing, because that's when it happened.

Donald Trump: king of the real knee-slapper.

You know, I'm beginning to think he might not actually have thought this thing through very well.

New Playlist, Hoo(doo) Dis

Just found an old playlist I'd created, a Hoodoo Gurus best-of, and I'd forgotten that I'd entitled it "New Playlist, Hoo(doo) Dis," but I have no regrets.

open.spotify.com/playlist/3Ip...

Is this bad? It seems bad.

My child left Copenhagen this morning and has now arrived in Gothenburg, Sweden. She is definitely putting every one of my spring breaks COMBINED to shame.

KENNEDY: What got my attention was you blamed your 'domestic terrorist' comments on Stephen Miller

NOEM: No

K: Here's what you said. 'Everything I've done I've done at the direction of the president & Stephen'

N: Where?

K: Did I read your words accurately?

N: I enjoy working w/POTUS & Stephen

“The Trump Doctrine.”
Fuck you.

Important political stuff. You can tell because it’s from the Fashion Notes section.

It already has, thanks!

Adter seeing "Sinners" I had to kick myself for not giving Wallace a twin brother.

Very proud to watch his journey.

These tweets are 8 months apart.

HAYES: “Trump’s war with Iran is illegal, reckless, and wrong. We’re only on Day 3 and it is already an indelible stain on this country.”

CNN put together a montage of the regime's incoherent talking points about Trump's war on Iran

Ossoff: "The president owes Americans a real explanation. 2am posts on Truth Social just aren't good enough when you're sending Americans into combat. He was dancing at his beach club the same night he ordered air crews to launch into combat & hours before our service members endured missile salvos"