Will Harris

The ayatollahs could issue the funniest statement ever today:

"Wait. He just appointed the second-most deadbrained Senator to head homeland security and he gave the dog-shooting Barbie some made-up job defending the Western Hemisphere. And now he wants to name our Supreme Leader? The fuck you say."

It’s a TV series.

So we’re like Germany in 1939. But we’re going to wait longer to violate the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact after invading Poland. bsky.app/profile/acyn...

Well, that’s her sorted, then.

You can trust him: he’s a doctor.

This comes one week after Laura Loomer met with Trump and showed him clips of Tucker trashing him.

Corey Lewandowski is expected to leave DHS with Kristi Noem, according to Fox News' Jacqui Heinrich.

A Whte House source also says that "t was a combination of her many unfortunate leadership failures. From MN to the ad campaign to the allegations of an affair."

Moskowitz: "Let me congratulate the former Homeland Security Secretary on her appointment to be the Shield of Americas, which I'm pretty sure the president came up with when he watched the last Avengers movie"

“You’re a U.S. senator!”

Bernie stops Noem’s replacement from literally trying to fight someone👇🏽

This should go great

Secretary Kristi Noem @Sec_Noem Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. @SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren. The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security. We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.

oh my goodness she seems to think Special Envoy for the Shield is a real job

Trump has launched a war in the Middle East without a plan, without a strategy, and without any clear idea about where it leads or how it ends.

He has no clue what he’s doing in Iran. [Cartoon by Brendan Loper]

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Posted 8 days ago…

Child having a Norwegian beer in a punk bar in Oslo, as one does.

You have to give him some credit for choosing an even bigger idiot this time.

How terribly sad…

Breaking:

WASHINGTON (AP) - More than 20 states sue over new global tariffs Trump imposed after Supreme Court loss.

JACOBS: Are we at war with Iran?

COLBY: We're in a military action

JACOBS: Yesterday, Trump said 'we're doing very well on the war front' and previously he said, 'we should expect casualties because that often happens in war.' So is he wrong?

COLBY: I'm not the right person to weigh in

Homer Simpson saying "But Marge, it works on any Ayatollah! Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi... Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power!"

Child enjoying Oslo.

Trump: "THE SAVE AMERICA ACT! 1. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW VOTER I.D. (IDENTIFICATION!).

 2. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW PROOF OF CITIZENSHIP IN ORDER TO VOTE.
 3. NO MAIL-IN BALLOTS (EXCEPT FOR ILLNESS, DISABILITY, MILITARY, OR TRAVEL!). 4. NO MEN IN WOMEN’S SPORTS. 5. NO TRANSGENDER MUTILATION SURGERY FOR CHILDREN, WITHOUT THE EXPRESS WRITTEN APPROVAL OF THE PARENTS."

Trump: "THE SAVE AMERICA ACT!

1. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW VOTER ID (IDENTIFICATION!)



2. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW PROOF OF CITIZENSHIP TO VOTE

3. NO MAIL-IN BALLOTS (EXCEPT FOR ILLNESS, DISABILITY, MILITARY OR TRAVEL!)

4. NO MEN IN WOMEN’S SPORTS

5. NO TRANSGENDER MUTILATION SURGERY FOR CHILDREN"

Pete Hegseth just fear-mongered about "radical narco communism"

When you absolutely know what human rights are

Latest episode of STARFLEET ACADEMY - the penultimate of the season - is so great. Finally pays off a storyline that's been ongoing since the first episode and ends in a cliffhanger that sets up next week's season finale in suitably disconcerting fashion.

“At the expense of everything else.” Boy, that’s just pure, unbridled Trump right there.

Child went to Norway and bought a Hüsker Dü patch.

10/10, no notes.

“Liars gonna lie,” I get that, but this asshat consistently takes it to a whole other level.

NEWSNATION: What will you do to ensure at some point there's an exit strategy in place?

SEN. RON JOHNSON: Well, the greatest restraint on any president is public opinion. President Trump is a peace-monger. I'm not overly concerned about this turning into a long-term engagement

Pull up and start your searching. Propublica set up a database just for us to follow the money

Meet the new asshole, same as the old asshole.