@willharrisinva.bsky.social
AV Club writer with 200+ Random Roles to my name. Onetime senior editor/writer, Q Magazine. Helped ZAZ write a book about Airplane! (Surely You Can't Be Serious). Happily married w/ child. Venmo: @WillHarrisInVA
Meet the new asshole, same as the old asshole.
05.03.2026 02:24 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“There’s no Somali folks in the Epstein Files”
Welp
This looks even better than I'd hoped when I first heard about the casting.
04.03.2026 21:30 — 👍 272 🔁 17 💬 27 📌 17Distinct absence of a “no” in there…
04.03.2026 21:23 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Texting with the child
04.03.2026 19:41 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0She is seriously giving off these vibes by the end.
04.03.2026 19:13 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
#NowPlaying - Cindy Lee Berryhill, THE ADVENTURIST
open.spotify.com/album/4nI73R...
That, too.
04.03.2026 17:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#BastardPeople
04.03.2026 16:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Child just called from Oslo. She really gets around.
04.03.2026 16:46 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Followed for that punchline.
04.03.2026 16:22 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Which is only appropriate, as I'm currently working on a piece for EW about the best '90s shows on Netflix.
04.03.2026 16:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I need comfort music today, so my personally-curated Yacht Rock playlist it is...
open.spotify.com/playlist/5pf...
The Kobayashi Fuck-You.
04.03.2026 15:49 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
And this, too, for that matter...
youtu.be/UFCrKGL88Uw?...
Also see:
youtu.be/sXatoCG13tw?...
cartoon with self portrait of tom tomorrow talking to a weird little brain shaped guy who says hello it's me again your anxiety
my loyal companion
04.03.2026 15:31 — 👍 671 🔁 75 💬 17 📌 0
He’s like a really bad actor in a 1980s B action movie that went straight to video.
04.03.2026 13:24 — 👍 5032 🔁 1101 💬 1157 📌 220These are not the words of a national leader or professional soldier. ThIs is a freshman during fraternity rush hoping to impress and slowly summoning his own erection in the process.
04.03.2026 14:28 — 👍 518 🔁 109 💬 27 📌 6That is my desktop screen, thank you very much
04.03.2026 14:10 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hate us, for we are truly the worst.
04.03.2026 13:34 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Greg Dolezal taking some broad swings in his ad for Lt. Gov. of Georgia. Holy shit…
www.facebook.com/share/v/18TM...
(Only including the link for people who even after watching it can’t believe this is real.)
Woke up a few minutes ago and Player’s “Baby Come Back” was playing. Had to text my daughter and tell her I love her.
(Even though we FaceTime with her every day, it’s still been almost two months since she left for her semester aboard.)
Going to try going back to sleep now…
Some people don’t take losing very well
04.03.2026 03:17 — 👍 586 🔁 71 💬 102 📌 17
Back at you.
04.03.2026 02:41 — 👍 30 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Check out the number of votes.
04.03.2026 02:07 — 👍 7329 🔁 1174 💬 310 📌 67I’m mostly curious what we should expect to happen overnight that will warrant that press conference…
04.03.2026 01:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Yep, I decided to keep it.
And it sounds fantastic.
Belatedly discovering the charms of LOOT. Pretty confident now that @ronfunches.bsky.social is one of the funniest people alive.
04.03.2026 01:28 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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04.03.2026 00:43 — 👍 1923 🔁 359 💬 263 📌 62
