Sax! ⬇️↘️➡️➕🏳️‍⚧️

And Sarah's estranged biological father

Honestly I already knew that Evangelical Christianity was a doomsday cult, but I didn't expect them to just come out and say it

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and there just no middle ground on any of these things. why do i have to give tax cuts to billionaires just because a large portion of the country is dumb enough to believe its stimulative? we all know its bull shit, im sick of wasting our goddam time arguing about settled truths

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

What's funny is that a decade ago, in 2016, it would have been possible to parody the speech he'd make.

"Listen, these men, big strong men, they died tremendously. Very tremendously"

Now, a decade later, he can't talk in sentences.

"Listen, I-, they said, bad things for happen... good. Drapes!"

Damn, she really said ♀️

JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS IS NOT A DEFENSE

i honestly never thought we'd half-ass a war with iran. it seemed like the end goal of a certain strain of powerful foreign policy interest such that if it ever happened it would be the culmination of decades of careful plotting and maneuvering. but nope, they got there and they're just YOLO'ing it

Literally every 60-card format is more fun in 1v1s than Commander

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Some demon idk: Write your name in reverse! It's your demon name. People named racecar: *picture of Vision starting at his hands* Why the fuck was I named Racecar?

I would really like it if you stopped manufacturing consent

PayPal is inherently monarchist.

Bisexual women who date illiterate men expose them to bisexual culture and ideology.

Yes, actually

they have no one, not a single person, who has the juice. he doesnt even have the juice anymore and hasnt for years. he's psychotically rambling about drape runners right now in front of ppl mourning their dead child soldiers because we live in twin peaks

As Joshua Graham from the hit Fallout: New Vegas DLC Honest Hearts once said, the Legion dies with Caesar

The only true “off ramp” to this is socialism by the way

for those of you who werent adults during iraq, its hard to overstate how much the media loves war porn. they salivate over pentagon spin briefings. they love stories about all the bombs and how supposedly infallible they are. they love the notion of the commander in chief, in the situation room etc

he is actively dying

ew, AI, gross

god fucking dammit

two men: the blowjob brothers
three men: tonight on top gear
four men: weezer

not swallowing after blowing an Italian guy, call that a Tony Hawk

But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned