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Why are there so many ragequitters in Kirby Air Riders ranked lmao

01.03.2026 05:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would simply choose not to blow up schoolchildren but I guess I'm just built different

01.03.2026 04:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wife chasing me around the kitchen table with a rolling pin because she found me in the epstein files being a Mossad Operative

01.03.2026 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4613    ๐Ÿ” 535    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

01.03.2026 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Farewell little dude, I hope you heal up soon ๐Ÿค™

28.02.2026 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Her name is Sisca the Bald Eagle. She's only four years old so she doesn't have a fully white head yet.

28.02.2026 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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California Condors:

28.02.2026 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Found a wild bird shelter in Phoenix that took him in. Check out these big ass owls ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

28.02.2026 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I couldn't just leave this bird to die out there in my backyard. I called up a wildlife shelter place that will take it in. Hopefully my dude gets some medical attention. ๐Ÿ™

28.02.2026 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I ended up getting Kirby Air Riders and I'm exited to try that out ๐Ÿค”

28.02.2026 02:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The more I watch gameplay of the new Mario Tennis, the more I want to check it out. Haven't picked up a Mario sports game in forever but Fever looks really sick

28.02.2026 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

28.02.2026 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5805    ๐Ÿ” 1082    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29

My cats really want to kill this bird, they're standing in front of the window with that intense look in their eyes

28.02.2026 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just saw a bird crash land into my pool. I managed to save it from drowning in my pool and fish him out. He hopped on my fence and is just standing on it, so maybe his wings are injured somehow. I don't think this guy is gonna make it. ๐Ÿ˜”

28.02.2026 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LMMMMMAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO this is actually the funniest thing I've read all day

27.02.2026 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just changed my work computer password to "HondaSucks"

27.02.2026 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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oh my god LMAOOOOOO pokemon fans are the most fucking pathetic losers of all time

27.02.2026 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

smiling friends more like smiling SHIT!!!!!

26.02.2026 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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He stares at me with complete disdain

26.02.2026 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Few things are as gratifying as saving up enough jack in the boxโ„ข rewards pointsยฎ and redeeming them for a free bacon ultimate cheeseburgerยฉ, then adding a few tacos and some bacon potato wedges on the side - spending only a total of five dollars #ad

25.02.2026 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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FUCK YOU MONSTER ENERGY DRINK YOU SUCK!!!!

25.02.2026 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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25.02.2026 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Red Bull cherry sakura tastes like candy

25.02.2026 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm gonna be completely honest I just do not care for Ocarina of Time. I've tried multiple times to force myself to play it but I just can't. The only thing it has going for it is that it's probably less shit than Wind Waker. #Zelda40th #TheNintendo64Sucks

25.02.2026 05:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't mind me just chilling out

24.02.2026 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Formula 1 engineers in the late 60s:

24.02.2026 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0