The only difference between Gilead and Trump's 'Murica is that eggs are affordable in Gilead.

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45 minus 47 equals negative two, so from now on, I'm calling him "President Negative 2"

I'm shocked that Shedeur Sanders hasn't been drafted.

The NFL has never blocked an outspoken black quarterback from the league before...

#ColinKaepernick

I hope everyone else has received their invites to the Papal Conclave Signal chat...

If you give up trying to negotiate peace after only two months, you have no right to claim the title, "Leader of the Free World".

The only time the USA had a 3 term President was because THE OTHER CANDIDATE crashed the economy.

Remember the good ol' days (*) when the US President was also the Leader of the Free World?

(*) Up until about 70 days ago

If Trump does try to work a loophole to have a third term as President, it will be a major test of originalist SCOTUS justices.

Because the authors of the 22nd amendment very clearly did not want someone to serve a third term via a loophole.

By defunding aid for the developing world and supporting a dictator (Putin) over an elected leader (Zelenskyy)...

Trump has relinquished the title "Leader of the Free World".

He's just another world leader.

SpaceX: please write down 5 things you accomplished last week to justify continued government funding.

1. Rapid
2. Unplanned
3. Disassembly
4. of
5. Starship

MAGA won't have accomplished anything until Trump renames the language "English" as "American"...

Claiming that there are only two sexes or only two genders is just pure stupidity

"Elon Musk’s Daughter Vivian ... Found Out About SIX Of Her Siblings Through The Internet" #FamilyValues

Check this off your bingo card:

A country in a war (Russia) and one of their allies (the Trump admin) hold peace talks to end the war without any representatives from the other side (Ukraine, Western Europe).

I don't understand - 77M voted for Trump, 74M voted for Harris, and 90M didn't vote.

It's staggering that 77 million people wanted this shit and 90 million people didn't care.

MAGA is cancelling Liberty

Congratulations to the new US Secretary of Polio

Are pennies worth it? Trump's plan to scrap them didn't come out of nowhere President Trump isn't the first politician to call for the end of the penny — but getting rid of it may not be easy. The value of the 1-cent coin has been debated for decades.

Even a broken dictator is right twice a lifetime...
www.npr.org/2025/02/10/n...

Anyone who thinks Trump has the 80+ IQ required to come up with a Gaza displacement plan needs to open their eyes to his relationship with puppet master Bibi.

I am a US voter and I don't support the tariffs on our allies Canada and Mexico.

Asiatic lion - Wikipedia

TIL that not all wild lions live in Africa
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The earth is being fully scorched

Where can I order those Trump money tights? 🤦🏼‍♂️

Duke and UNC will join forces for new $2 billion children's hospital in the Triangle The hospital would be the first standalone children's hospital in North Carolina.

One of the many things I (Duke+Cal) learned from my Dad (Carolina+Stanford) is that bitter university rivalries stay in the realm of sports.

Glad to see this collaboration.

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Student's answer to math question sparks discussion after teacher marks it as incorrect The internet debates a student's answer to a seemingly simple maths question when it was marked as incorrect by the kid's teacher.

FYI:
1) A semicircle has 0 corners.

2) The picture is wrong: it's a half disk, not a semicircle.

3) The math book editor needs a refresher course.

4) This is a great learning opportunity. The teacher should do a brief follow up lesson.

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