i drew this to rizz an unavailable girl 🔥🔥🔥

i need the correct song to play from my phone when i wake up. it cant be the same song every day, and it cant be random either. it has to be the correct song for that day. like a music almanac attuned to my individual life. time wizards i will pay up to $22 CAD per month for this service.

as much as i would love to micro optimize socially i can only macro optimize my boundaries, openness, and time balanced between self care, meeting new people and nurturing my relationships ^w^ what comes comes

is the shopping cart paradox a litmus test for if someone has the capacity to self govern or is it really a litmus test for whether the test taker pretends people with invisible disabilities don't exist and judges others based on that delusion?

sex, dugs, and rock n roll are great but watching civ 6 multiplayer videos has me missing a time in my life where i could sink 16 hours a day into making an infinite amount of micro-optimizations to truly excel at something.

im gunna stop skincare. its been like three years since ive gotten to pick a blackhead. i miss digging my nails into my nose.

fr tho just wash your face it works

if i diagnose you with a personality disorder dont take it to heart, its like L deciding if Light is Kira, i want it to be true but im only four percent sure. ...no, five percent.

live like a neet, fuck like a freak, spend like a baller, put on the collar

your sentiment captures this album so well

UNKILLABLE ANGEL

sometimes i go on grindr just because it "vibes" like a night my girlfriend would be on grindr and i just wanna see if im right

i havent been wrong once

i can smell by bitch's heat in the air 10 km away

i think posting is one of the highest forms of art. im as proud of this as some of my favorite drawings. i should get payed as much for my tweets as i am for my drawings, but under capitalism only labor that creates value for the bourgeoisie is payed labor so i am payed for neither.

giving words of encouragement and telling me im doing great like a supportive soccer mom >>> shouting tips and acting frustrated if i dont perform perfectly like a sports dad

why are girls always doing the second when i jerk off?

she fucks bad, shes got no hobbies, her cooking tastes like shit

but damn can she post

when im walking at night with my really hot friend and the white van pulls up and they kidnap meeee instead?

this is so adorable!!!

subs are always like "wah wah knock me out with drugs and rape me knock me out with drugs and rape me"

now look where we are

out of drugs

i took critical damage from this one

this is the kind of banger id normally only drop in a screenshot "drafts dump" but i cant figure out how to save drafts on bsky

just saw the word "twosome" and it unlocked a new section of my brain. monogamy kink freaks just want twosomes because natural sex has too many people involved to establish one person power over another based on physical strength. might stop having twosomes because i dont want to reinforce patriarch

every transfem system needs a transmasc headmate so when the morning of "ouughhh fuck we cant shave its been dayyyyysss" hits just shove the guy in front and he can be like sweet dude i got fuzz

i saw these on sashas screen and said "damn, who that" 🔥🔥🔥

literally so many people actually 💖💕

when you wanna fuck her in a drugs and rocknroll way but she starts fucking you in a sex way 😭

vagueposting at all of my friends be like "i really like flirting with you please dont sleep with me my flirting is compulsive and ill say yes and itll fuck everything up"

i wish i was groomed by a david lynch queer instead of a tarentino queer

my girlfriend avery and i are LITERALLY Sasuke and Naruto!!!

were at the chunine exams, no spoilers pls

only subs know how to domme. im always saying this.

thats why you're good at it. i hate when a so called domme tells me theyre going to use me and i dont feel used afterwards.