Jahelis

I’m sorry but if I carry a baby for nine months and it comes out looking NOTHING like me??? I would be livid.

LOL update. They have not let up !

Zendaya this is not amateur hour!! Every other acting job was just practice for this gig. This is the fucking big league !!

having a vibrator die on you when masturbating is like having sex with a man.😭

Okay whoever hates me and put a hex on me. Like ok. Enough. That’s enough. You proved your fucking point.

Just heard “life is unpredictable” At a funeral. And I know I’m going to hell cuz my immediate thought was “Wasn’t she in her 90’s?” Like this is the funeral of an extremely elderly woman.

Trying to sell some feet pics and finding this community is weirdly hard afff

I’m fucking weak 😩😩😩

and Beyoncé won AOTY? It kinda feel like order is being restored. Kind of need Kamala to spin the block and run again right now. Let's vote rigtht now, I have faith the results will be different.

“I want to play their favorite song, but you know they love to sue.”

— Kendrick Lamar shading Drake during the #SuperBowl halftime show.

Love Cardi but this songs sucks.

And if eggs were the price they should be it would have an estimated value of like 34.89

I wonder if Kanye looks at Kendrick and thinks, "That could have been me if I hadn't become a fash weirdo." He probably doesn't have that level of self-awareness though.

THIS IS FOR SELF TITLED. THIS IS FOR LEMONADE. THIS IS FOR RENAISSANCE.

He said “Kendrick just opened his mouth, someone go hand him a Grammy right now” and the Grammys said “Bet” #grammys2025

Y’all are so pathetic.

Kendrick showing up to the Grammys in a Canadian Tuxedo is the amount of ultimate petty I strive to be. #Grammys

Oh if i was Drake I would be throwing up right now. 😂😂😂

Oh they about to play in her face and not give her AOTY

Oh yeah she needs to be fired.

“Just like that?”
“Just like that.”

Idkkkkk winning me over. Lowkey romantic AF

The press on nails I made for myself this week. #nails #naildesign

Exhaling and reminding myself that it’s really gonna be what it’s gonna be.

Is your favorite color B L U E cuz you’re something like my criptonitdme

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I done instinctively opened TikTok like 30 times already and been met with the sorrow sound of “Oh.” Sliding out of my mouth

World ending and I ain’t even had no dick in over a year. This can’t possibly be how God felt that I deserved to spend my final years.

I hope that means I get a refund for my subscription to CapCut

Phewwww anxietyyyyyyyyyyy