The Medusa of Monterey. The Temptress of Waikiki.

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Heyyyy
The Bf and I are on a pause ( my choice) essentially I submitted requests for changed behavior was met with no response! So I threw out everyone’s favorite ultimatum!
T H E R A P Y
so I have some free time!
Who got short (ish) fic recs for me???

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Me reading some of these reactions…

Can’t screenshot convo but my 4 fans need this;

“I took another look at Tom … he is fineeeeeeeeeee
Omg congrats Daisy i know replacing your bed frame every year must be annoying tho”

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Also feel like Carrie was bored on astral plane and called in a favor

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Was Daisy like

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This casting is hilarious

I love Old Navy Super Cash weeks

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO TAG YOU

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Space Kendall Roy( I said what I said) is back!! Number one boy!

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A live look at the eldest daughter finalizing the itinerary for an international group trip while thanks for also in the midst of finals

Where I Thrive!

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I dont even like that woman but if my man said he was excited to see someone who was PUBLICLY talking shit about me and encouraging others to harass me???
GIRL
STAND UP!

ALSO WHERE IS TREE ???
YOU ARE POPULAR AND RICH YOU DONT NEED HIM!
HE NEEDS YOU!

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The grammy have never fed me and my favs so well while my making sure my opps went empty handed

Hiiiiiiii. Im missing certain communities of the bird app that haven’t moved over here but what done is done🥹

MY SHAYLA😭

Trying to hang in there!

Air Force drop videos with Tuskegee Airmen after Trump’s DEI crackdown The Tuskegee Airmen were the country’s first all-Black military airmen who fought during World War II.

The Air Force confirmed it has dropped a training video with the famed Tuskegee Airmen following Trump’s DEI crackdown

Bf found it on fb marketplace and braved a questionable carpark for it and🥰🥰🥰🥰

Oh my gosh hi friend!!!!

Good and 🤭

When the stair master is whooping my actual ass

I’ve taking on the stair-master at the gym in preparation of the subways in Japan (DC metro has little to no stairs mainly escalators ) and decided it needed it’s own playlist

Girl once again living in DC during this is 😭🥺😡🗣️… but overall work is work (too scared to test the job market) the bf continues to treat me like a queen while also driving me crazy with his stubbornness. How are you and the fam??

MICHELLE 💗😭 mished you!

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Locked accounts
Deleted the artist formerly know as the bird app off phone
Guess Im here now…