For those keeping score at home:
04.02.2026 15:48 โ ๐ 27098 ๐ 11727 ๐ฌ 895 ๐ 614@theunfittingkey.bsky.social
I breathe! I sporadically indulge in altruistic contemplation too but nobody cares about that. (Any) linktr.ee/theunfittingkey
For those keeping score at home:
04.02.2026 15:48 โ ๐ 27098 ๐ 11727 ๐ฌ 895 ๐ 614Being autistic is wild because tell me why I got so offended at my mum pointing at a vitamin pill I'm going to take and crashing out over the hot chocolate powder being thrown away
#autistic #hotchocolate
Is anyone using upscrolled? Can you explain what we're doing there? It's Palestinian owned and no billionaires in charge
28.01.2026 13:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Just had a terrifying moment of being unable to find my favourite spoon (there's only one). Found it in the sink. Makes you appreciate what you thought you lost more #autism
25.01.2026 01:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0For a second I interpreted that as you going on a school trip ๐ญ YES, less children = better (in all facets of life)
24.01.2026 22:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Top choice of pictures too, I'm a fan of clownfish in aenenamenamenenamename and blue frog!
24.01.2026 22:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Just go for it! Lead the way!
24.01.2026 22:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sometimes, to find your way in this life, you just have to follow the twinks with coloured hair
24.01.2026 18:00 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0REAL. I appreciate this take
20.01.2026 19:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I've got 0 downward movement and I feel nerfed
20.01.2026 19:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Just spilt aftershave all over my hands, I'm a freak, a monster. I smell so good, yet it stings.
20.01.2026 19:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm feeling big toe jealousy right now. This lil guy won't move on it's own.
20.01.2026 08:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0All my best status updates I just say to people and have to copy and paste them here when I realise it would have been better as a post ๐ฉ
20.01.2026 08:39 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sick of AI silly slop. Nobody cares about high quality; low quality shitposting anymore.
20.01.2026 08:38 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I apparently can't, learnt when my physio exercise was like "do this" ๐ฉ
18.01.2026 22:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Can everyone else move their big toe on their own?
18.01.2026 20:42 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Do it, you won't
18.01.2026 16:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yeah pal, nice ragebait, not falling for it
18.01.2026 13:50 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ignore me I figured it out
16.01.2026 23:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I AM LEARNING, how I do?
16.01.2026 23:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0NGL, not impressed that I've been waiting 7 years for arrival
16.01.2026 02:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Don't know about the rest but March looks real good ๐
16.01.2026 02:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Just been called Pierce without Troy from community. Might quit
15.01.2026 22:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Blue blue sky. Green green grass. What's next? Absolute madness.
15.01.2026 18:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I am eating curry AND rice
11.01.2026 18:08 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0A promo card for my VODs youtube channel that reads: VODS YT channel miss a stream? want to see the full gameplay? check out the vods channel click here
Shamelessly plugging my new VODs channel! Watch my fail even when you miss a stream!! Starting with the Hollow Knight First Playthrough series!
www.youtube.com/@velsiraptor...
#youtube #vods #smallstreamer #hollowknight
Why are owls up at night going "who who who". how how how about you shut the fuck up buddy
10.01.2026 01:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Call it whatever you need to make it through this
07.01.2026 14:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Why are governments internationally acting like a fence-sitting streamer, who doesn't want to risk losing aura in their community and remains neutral when there is clearly a wrong side?
05.01.2026 10:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0