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I breathe! I sporadically indulge in altruistic contemplation too but nobody cares about that. (Any) linktr.ee/theunfittingkey

29 Followers  |  18 Following  |  82 Posts  |  Joined: 04.09.2023  |  1.9992

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For those keeping score at home:

04.02.2026 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27098    ๐Ÿ” 11727    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 895    ๐Ÿ“Œ 614

Being autistic is wild because tell me why I got so offended at my mum pointing at a vitamin pill I'm going to take and crashing out over the hot chocolate powder being thrown away

#autistic #hotchocolate

01.02.2026 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is anyone using upscrolled? Can you explain what we're doing there? It's Palestinian owned and no billionaires in charge

28.01.2026 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just had a terrifying moment of being unable to find my favourite spoon (there's only one). Found it in the sink. Makes you appreciate what you thought you lost more #autism

25.01.2026 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For a second I interpreted that as you going on a school trip ๐Ÿ˜ญ YES, less children = better (in all facets of life)

24.01.2026 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Top choice of pictures too, I'm a fan of clownfish in aenenamenamenenamename and blue frog!

24.01.2026 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just go for it! Lead the way!

24.01.2026 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes, to find your way in this life, you just have to follow the twinks with coloured hair

24.01.2026 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

REAL. I appreciate this take

20.01.2026 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've got 0 downward movement and I feel nerfed

20.01.2026 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just spilt aftershave all over my hands, I'm a freak, a monster. I smell so good, yet it stings.

20.01.2026 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm feeling big toe jealousy right now. This lil guy won't move on it's own.

20.01.2026 08:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All my best status updates I just say to people and have to copy and paste them here when I realise it would have been better as a post ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

20.01.2026 08:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sick of AI silly slop. Nobody cares about high quality; low quality shitposting anymore.

20.01.2026 08:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I apparently can't, learnt when my physio exercise was like "do this" ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

18.01.2026 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can everyone else move their big toe on their own?

18.01.2026 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do it, you won't

18.01.2026 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah pal, nice ragebait, not falling for it

18.01.2026 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ignore me I figured it out

16.01.2026 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I AM LEARNING, how I do?

16.01.2026 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NGL, not impressed that I've been waiting 7 years for arrival

16.01.2026 02:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't know about the rest but March looks real good ๐Ÿ‘€

16.01.2026 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just been called Pierce without Troy from community. Might quit

15.01.2026 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Blue blue sky. Green green grass. What's next? Absolute madness.

15.01.2026 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am eating curry AND rice

11.01.2026 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A promo card for my VODs youtube channel that reads: 

VODS YT channel
miss a stream? want to see the full gameplay? 
check out the vods channel
click here

A promo card for my VODs youtube channel that reads: VODS YT channel miss a stream? want to see the full gameplay? check out the vods channel click here

Shamelessly plugging my new VODs channel! Watch my fail even when you miss a stream!! Starting with the Hollow Knight First Playthrough series!
www.youtube.com/@velsiraptor...

#youtube #vods #smallstreamer #hollowknight

10.01.2026 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why are owls up at night going "who who who". how how how about you shut the fuck up buddy

10.01.2026 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Call it whatever you need to make it through this

07.01.2026 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes . ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes .
06.01.2026 12:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why are governments internationally acting like a fence-sitting streamer, who doesn't want to risk losing aura in their community and remains neutral when there is clearly a wrong side?

05.01.2026 10:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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