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I'm so pretty; someone should kill me

One day I hope to bottom so hard that this happens but it remains to be seen

[Exeunt pursued by MURDERER]

YOU'RE NOT GONNA BUY CIGARETTES YOU'RE NOT GONNA BUY CIGARETTES YOU'RE NOT G

I'm so sorry that is the worst feeling almost ever. When I took Wellbutrin it almost killed me, and so did getting off of it >~<

Wish I was being slapped rn :/

If I can be honest we need to [SCREECHING]

Tbh Nuremberg 2.0 is the moderate position

Majored in Understanding with an emphasis in grounding and minored in oral sex

Fuck that stupid bird

I went to #UofLoving and all I got was this broken heart

At the end of the day if you feel good you feel good- also I'm a judgemental bitch so just ignore me.

One thing I've noticed is girls not dressing in a way that's flattering to their body type (this means a Lot of different things) and it's like... Ladies we deserve better...

I love how supportive trans women are toward each other I think it's very sweet and I also think some of you are blind and wouldn't know a good outfit if it was dangling in front of you

Cerveza Cristal ✨

That's cool, I want to play Pokopia not Palworld 👍

@theboatfromjaws.bsky.social now is your time

Oh to play Pokemon games on my steam deck

I want to play Pokopia but I don't wanna get a new switch :(

Shimji Ikari

Getting a boob job @ Claire's

How much could a Red Bull cost Michael? $40?

“left me nards at menards” t-shirt

this thing called me a faggot

Leaving Menards and just being "Me"

It's this Saturday

For the record, I don't think this is actually that embarrassing

How much older?

I don't really have a horse in the race, I've just been to both events and I know that one is more fun than the other. This weekend's theme is trashy Vegas :)