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Saying wearing a mask is the same as "being a Hitler Youth", and saying GenAi is bad Palestine is good is the same as "being a full-blown communist" is flat out fucking false and shows your actual lack of care for political matters. This is purely just a spectacle you are playing

I hate this world

No jokes today. Appendix burst. Trump's America.

My mama said that something is wrong with me

Isn't it strange how all gay people adopt dogs?

My pussy frightens me

#NoDemUnder1k Please!

Trump and Netanyahu can suck it. And not my beautiful glorious penis. Probably the grime from my grandfathers barn.

My testicles were weirdly constructed

Oh my glob

I'm so desperate for a good time 😭

Moving to Japan 🇯🇵 if Trump starts doing Agenda 47. Who's with me?

#furry
#SignalBoost
#NoDemUnder1k

New challenge: Watch an election or intense fight but only look at your areolas during the entire fight. They'll start vibrating when it's getting crazy! Honestly this is so much better than TV

Have you been having sex with my wife?

What are some bangin' hashtags? I'm trying to get my audience up and maybe find a new partner 👀. My wife isn't pleasing me anymore. In street words: That pussy stank!

Precious!

Girl, shut the fuck up and suck this lump.

If anyone sat me in front of a screen playing the Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson fight over and over again like that one scene in Clockwork Orange y'all would start seeing new limits to phenomenology and the human nature that Hegel, Deleuze, and whoever the fuck else could never comprehend.

No jokes today. Appendix burst. Trump's America.

Poop is a crazy invention

Precious boyo

I'm scared of the color Purple because there's nothing to hate that is the color purple. Red? Fire. Orange? Fire. Yellow? Fire. Purple? Barney... I love that fucking guy. There's nothing. #joke

Oh he finna fits and sits!

Oh you read me like a BOOK.

Bird app -> Butterfly app.

Honestly, the perfect transition.

I'm glad I'm here too. I finally find a place to make the jokes I want with the people I want- you friggin guys!

If they fits, they sits. LMFUCKINGAO

#joke How did the barber cut the diagonal guys hair? By standing on Donald Trumps raggedy-ahh haircut!

If only I could make money off of getting laughs- then me and my gay German boyfriend would be living in luxury. They like to call me a bit of a jokester when it comes to jokes- or wait... that doesn't make as much sense as I thought it would. Oh well. Siri, send skeet.