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oH

Because I don’t want to be anything like they are

Tiffany was so much cooler!!!!!

New Receptionist update: has been trying to login/reset her password to our software for FORTY-FIVE minutes.
I’ve given her the tech support number and walked away, I do not have time for this.

New receptionist day! She interviewed at the other office so I haven’t met her. I’m 0-2 on receptionists I picked so maybe this one won’t be insane.

Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero

He does that thing
-That thing
Where he repeats the last two words
-Two words
That you say if you pause
-You pause

In a car on the way home (your girl parties responsibility!) and the driver asked about the party (it’s for work) what do you do (boring vague answer) Specific question that shows he’s heard of the industry (oh god I have to make intelligent conversation fuuuuuuck)

Fuuuuuuck

Headed to the company Christmas party. I’ll love my boss forever for making it a pajama night at her house with food and games (with prizes).
(Plus I get to tell the dogs I love them).

oH

Yes!!! Do that thing!!!

NYT Headline: Krampus disliked in Fascist Austria; Genial Black and Red Devil, Symbol of Christmas Fun, is Frowned Upon. from December 23, 1934

It's KRAMPUSNACHT!! This is your annual reminder that Krampus is an Antifascist hero 👹🎄❤️

The rage and fear while living under this admin is one thing but the constant embarrassment might be what does me in.

Hahahahaha 80% yes!!!

What in the HELL doggos?

Home from work 12 hours after I left. Today was one of the most challenging days I’ve ever had and not only did I pull off miracles I kept my cool and didn’t crash out even once.
And! I was the person in charge because the bosses were gone!
I’m really proud of myself (and exhausted)🥱

70% of my work day is spent sending emails asking people to do their jobs and I’m getting very tired of it.

Just got a work email with the salutation “Grand Rising everyone!” followed by totally normally worded work crap.

Grand Rising?

A very beautiful calico cat.

A 7 year-old child holding a calico cat. The cat is stretched out precariously and doesn’t look as happy as the child is. They love each other very much.

The same child at 18 with the same cat lying on their head. They love each other very much.

That’s Zelda, Smalls’ emotional support gremlin who normally lives in that hall b/c Smalls’ room is at the end. (She’s extremely displeased about college)
Z’s children are still at her house while we let my idiots stress test this gate tonight/ tomorrow.

You added “gluuunk glonk” from the wall adjacent the bathroom to your life list!

<whisper> boop

Transient global amnesia - Wikipedia

J had transient global amnesia. No blood pressure or stroke symptoms- just the memory loss & question loops (Did I go to work? What day is it? x a million) which is very specific to TGA.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transie...

(Worried about D! Love you both so much!!)

A man is installing a tall gate across a hallway opening. A cat is on one side staring at a woman on the other side.

Z’s moved back in while her cabin plumbing is kaput so today we’re building the Berlin Wall for cats.
I have three. She has three. Pray to whatever you believe in for peace in my home 🙀

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I can’t imagine what his actual name is but he my new fave hockey 5eva.
Getting a jersey.

oh noooooooo

It’s such a fun club! Welcome in, here’s your puke bag and over there is a selection of Gatorade, coconut water, and pedialyte 🤣

The comments are a tire fire but this is cyclic vomiting- the disorder my kid has had since age 7. It’s your vagus nerve misfiring, puking every 5-10 min so hard you burst blood vessels for 18 straight hours and it’s a misery you can’t comprehend. If you get it from weed you’re lucky- you can stop

I don’t know any names (except Alan! 😍) but I recognize all of them from That Thing I Watched. You know, That One. With the Guy!