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@kelliebob.bsky.social

Bee wrangler, profanity enthusiast, chaos gremlin, hockey fanatic. Everything always works out the way it’s supposed to.

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Latest posts by kelliebob.bsky.social on Bluesky

Yinzers: is there a fun/cool/tolerable thing that a visitor to Pittsburgh should do on a Sunday afternoon/evening in mid August?

07.08.2025 22:54 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 0
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Me not knowing who the fuck y’all are sometimes but still celebrating whatever happy shit you got going on like graduation or promotions

08.08.2025 23:56 — 👍 143    🔁 62    💬 1    📌 9

💜💜💜

09.08.2025 00:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OMG YES!!!!

09.08.2025 00:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I heard there was a secret 'b'
Hidden inside a 'blueberry'
But you don't really care for GPT do ya
It goes like this: a 'b' at first, and fourth and sixth,
Whoops, minor error; purported fix,
My AI reinventing "blubeberry"
Blubeberry 🎶
blubellberry
Blurblery

08.08.2025 15:39 — 👍 497    🔁 127    💬 18    📌 7

RIGHT?!

08.08.2025 15:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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New notebook day!!! Super sad I won’t see my old stickers all day but new stickers are great, too 😍

(Not tossing the old one, it just won’t be on my desk all day)

08.08.2025 13:38 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

This is the best category 👍

08.08.2025 03:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Watching the new season of Wednesday and what in the unholy hell did Catherine Zeta Jones do to her FACE? Nothing above her lower lip moves at ALL.
She looks like Nicholson’s Joker.

08.08.2025 01:53 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hi!!! Nice to “meet” you! You have the best god sister ever 😍

08.08.2025 00:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You’re the only you there is, please take care of yourself! 💜

08.08.2025 00:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She was watching super supportively!

08.08.2025 00:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yinzers: is there a fun/cool/tolerable thing that a visitor to Pittsburgh should do on a Sunday afternoon/evening in mid August?

07.08.2025 22:54 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 0

YAAAAY!!! I got a tentative “sure, if it’s cheaper than the one we have to buy” from BossMan 🤞

07.08.2025 20:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There’s so much glistening going on!

07.08.2025 19:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Mom whipping a tape measure shaped like a tiny house out of her purse while I held my arms up in the aisle of Sears across from garden equipment would have been profoundly improved by a drag queen, actually.

07.08.2025 19:50 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Surely @weregeek.bsky.social has seen this……

07.08.2025 19:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Beautiful genius

07.08.2025 19:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

💜

07.08.2025 02:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She’s beautiful! I love her 😻

07.08.2025 01:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

FUCKING MEN!

07.08.2025 01:26 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We saw him live a couple years back and I can’t overstate his charisma. He’s astoundingly funny and somehow hot for someone who looks like meth and a trailer park had a baby.

07.08.2025 01:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

gritty’s subplots are like the fiery overhaul of the federal govt meanwhile buoy’s out here getting hunted

06.08.2025 17:00 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

RIGHT?!!!!

07.08.2025 00:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Pink Flag by Wire on Apple Music Album · 1977 · 21 Songs

Today’s random album is Pink Flag by Wire. I’ve never heard of them but this album is *great* ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

music.apple.com/us/album/pin...

06.08.2025 12:06 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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NeutrOlene | Odor Neutralizers NeutrOlene is the only odor neutralizer that permanently removes all organic odors like smoke on contact in funeral homes, hospitals, schools, restaurants and more.

Order direct! We buy it by the case for the rental equipment at the paintball field

www.neutrolene.com

06.08.2025 11:28 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’m probably on an FBI watch list but minty fresh trash cans make it worth it

06.08.2025 02:37 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

This fixes ANYTHING.

06.08.2025 02:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Motion passes!

06.08.2025 02:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Mortuary school didn’t get me a job in the industry but it did give me Neutrolene, the best thing EVER for household stinks.
Cat pee and rank sneakers are nothing compared to the intended use- this stuff should sponsor hockey teams it works so great.

06.08.2025 01:43 — 👍 35    🔁 1    💬 7    📌 0

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