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kelliebob

@kelliebob.bsky.social

Bee wrangler, profanity enthusiast, chaos gremlin, hockey fanatic. Everything always works out the way it’s supposed to.

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I rebuke them

15.02.2026 16:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The sun is out and there’s a cool breeze and I can music from three different directions and kids are laughing and this moment is a perfect one 💚💜💛

15.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Clean shirt, borrowed a hat, enjoying this gorgeous weather after a chilly and damp start.

15.02.2026 15:32 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Beautiful 🤩

15.02.2026 13:14 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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It stormed last night and everyone is up with the sun to clean and reset their designated parade spots. It’s a beautiful morning and music is playing already.

15.02.2026 12:48 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Did not realize I’d be up at 6, did not take off my makeup last night 🤣

15.02.2026 12:34 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We’re accidentally the last people home and everyone is sleeping so every single thing I need is under a super crinkly plastic bag. We’re going to be beaten to death soon and you know what? That’s fair.
Goodnight 😴

15.02.2026 07:02 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

15.02.2026 06:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Fuuuuck yes

15.02.2026 05:58 — 👍 22    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

A pizza and truffle fries are about to happen everything is so great.

15.02.2026 05:42 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She was incandescent! Her whole heart glowed as bright as her beautiful face and that’s not just the booze talking (the other old lady agreed🤣)

15.02.2026 05:28 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Behind the scenes candid (that poor man looks terrified of me 🤣)

15.02.2026 04:34 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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I’m That Lady™️ so I ran up to the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen to tell her how beautiful she is but another one of my people did the same thing at the same minute. We all hugged a LOT, her boyfriend looked nervous and we all agreed New Orleans is literally magic.

15.02.2026 04:29 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 1
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The BEST time 💚💛💜

15.02.2026 03:20 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No idea what we’re doing tonight but we’re doing it New Orleans 😍💛💚💜

15.02.2026 00:00 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We found ONE cool person and she gave us buttons 😍🤣

14.02.2026 20:32 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Good morning from the Baton Rouge Spanish Town parade! 💜💚💛

14.02.2026 15:38 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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Made it!!!

13.02.2026 22:50 — 👍 28    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

Louisiana I am in you! 💜💚💛

13.02.2026 19:15 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Road trip!! Nothing but good choices being made.

13.02.2026 17:42 — 👍 21    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Walking out of work, vacation starts NOW!

13.02.2026 16:12 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Up at 6 tomorrow, at the office by 7:30, leave the office no later then 10 SO HELP ME GAWD then I get to see @gjcharlet.bsky.social & @jenleepa.bsky.social for Mardi Gras shenanigans 😍💜💛💚

13.02.2026 04:58 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

What the hell

13.02.2026 03:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Universe, take the worries we carried today, quiet the overthinking, hold what feels heavy so we can rest; we release what didn’t go right, forgive what we didn’t finish, and wake up tomorrow to a clean page.

Goodnight 🌙

13.02.2026 02:40 — 👍 130    🔁 38    💬 4    📌 5

I know I sound like a dipshit when I tell people it’s a religious experience but it IS!! You come together with strangers to celebrate what’s good in the world and sometimes strangers give you food and drink. Thats biblical shit.

13.02.2026 03:12 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Leaving work! Vacation starts tomorrow but I’ve got a 9am client appointment before I can get out of town.

12.02.2026 23:45 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m furious *and* joyful all the damn time. Get on our level people.

12.02.2026 21:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Doing 10+ dudes in a row (and killing them all by snapping off their dong) while flying is cool as hell though

12.02.2026 21:02 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I need a three part documentary on everything about this

12.02.2026 18:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0